hiring

Add another one to the list of creepy employers I would never want to work for. Although, since I'm not a high school girl, I'll probably never work for him anyway.

~Office Lackey Jack

Ugh okay so the joke is a slightly lazy and seems a little spiteful. Statistic after statistic shows that attractive people don't get preferential treatment in the workplace. The humor is probably intended for people who are desperate for cheap scapegoats as to why they don't get called back after interviews. BUT we can all agree that men act like obsequious emotional cripples in front of big-bewbed women, amirite?

Was searching for part-time jobs online and Victoria's Secret is hiring... though their requirements seem a bit drastic!

True that... you have to wonder if there's an intern at Victoria's Secret who was snickering as he wrote this, just like the people writing the 1,000s of headlines during the Anthony Weiner fiasco.

It's the recession, baby. For employers, desperation like this is few and far between.

Management that giggles is always the best management.

He gives a version of this to the people he dates, too.

...and the desperation for a job has rarely been higher.