You know you're an obscenely wealthy drug lord when you've got your own damn zoo open to the public.
Fiona the Hippo is clearly just trying to satisfy her propensity for wonderfully romantic moments; and the results are nothing short of a glorious photobombing moment.
Warning: NSFW language
This table by Mark Stoddart is no longer for sale, but a man can dream, right?
He just wants your marbles.
