helmet

If you're doing risky crap, it helps if you like helmets. Thankfully this dude was wearing one or this video wouldn't be nearly as entertaining to watch. As you can see, he very quickly develops a fantastic reason to love helmets.

Heads up, these soldiers use some strong language. 

Finding her current environment inhospitable, the lonely fashion model searches for another poly-urethane shell to sleep in.

The rest of you? That's an entirely different scenario.