heights

Most people wouldn't want to be a high-rise window cleaner for the heights alone. But throw in the helplessness of being thrown around by a windy day? Screw that, man. Hope they've got some changes of pants in that bucket.

"Bagel Boss" Guy's taken the internet by storm after his profanity-laced public freakout at a bagel shop. He just flipped on some women in the store, and ended up getting tackled by a caring bystander who was having none of his BS. 

Either your palms are sweaty and you're nervous for him, or you're hoping he just falls off the edge.

Your palms are now sweating.