Anyone whose been in a courtroom before, knows how unnecessarily long proceedings can be. The slightest mishap can force everyone to start from square one. Well, that's exactly how this hearing that the OP voluntarily attended was going. Frustrated by the prolonged process, he decided he'd had enough and attempted to make an exit. When the judge ordered the man to stay, he compiled. Maliciously compiled that is.

When your boss tells you to “figure it out” in a certain tone of voice, you know they mean business.

Minimum wage doesn't really motivate you to jump out of bed in the morning, be excited to meet potential customers, and generally look forward to the day ahead. If anything, you hit snooze, grumble, and wish that there wasn't that hole in your blinds that drowns your room in sunlight. Also, one could probably argue that people working minimum wage don't want to put in much effort because they aren't really getting compensated with a livable wage, anyway. There are so many of these jobs that you…

Who could have guessed? Not Karen.

This person was minding their own business, just driving along when an officer decided to get in their day a little. Being an upstanding citizen, this driver went full malicious compliance and followed his instructions to the letter. Seems like the ensuing awkwardness got this person out of a totally BS ticket. For a strange one, here's the Karen who tried to steal a woman's mobility scooter and got caught in a slow speed chase.

The sounds of the world aren't straight forward.

It seems more efficient.