health

These spin class fitness bullies sound like a couple detestable jerks. The fact that they end up losing access to the studio, AND losing their jobs/side hustle is just the kind of righteous, successful revenge that we love to celebrate back here at Fail Blog. The original thread can be found here.

If you're looking for more sweet and satisfying revenge content, we recommend checking out the timelessly entertaining classic of a bully landlord getting it in the end after a tenant's nuclear revenge.  

Doctors, nurses and technicians see some wild crap every day. It's not just all the injuries, it's the stupid things people are too embarrassed to mention. In case you were wondering, it's a bad idea to lie to a doctor. For more, here are some times medical professionals saw right through lying patients.

After being put on a waiting list for way too long and seeing his wife blown off by incompetent healthcare administration, this guy took the matter into his own hands, with some creative emailing and the use of telemarketing software. The world is full of people complying maliciously, like this IT guy who came up with a masterful plan after being told he had to work on vacation.

Depending on what country you live in, "just go to the doctor" is a sentence that's much more complicated and expensive than it sounds. Apparently, for author Mary Robinette Kowal, the experience in Iceland was surprisingly simple. Like, holy crap, same day tests?

Here are some awesome and distinctively LA conversations. You've got Instagram influencers getting shut down, health nuts reaching their breaking point, and sad people aggressively trying to ignore their problems. For more funny stuff people weren't necessarily supposed to hear, here's more funny superficial conversations overheard in LA.

This Gynecologist's wild and informative Twitter thread seeks to explain why garlic should NOT go in vaginas. Yes, apparently that is a thing happening in this world. 

If you just keep doing something you learned in childhood without any self reflection, you might end up doing some stupid things for way too far into your adult life. Sometimes song lyrics or figures of speech don't make sense until you see them in writing. People are often wrong, even about their own health, but what sucks is when you're publicly, idiotically wrong for waaaaay too long.

Those beloved pastimes like self-diagnosing using WebMD, or living on social media, or talking to people before having coffee, are amazingly coming at a cost to your health! Who'd have thunk it. 

Two of the most interesting developments in recent years are the rise of Anti-Vaxxers, and the amazing popularity of memes. It only makes sense the two would collide. Memes just spread so fast, it's crazy. And we all know how good Anti-Vaxxers are at helping spread anything that's going viral.

If you grew up believing that sniffling would kill your brain cells, or crossing your eyes ran the risk of them remaining like that; then, you might benefit from this list. Parents are capable of filling our childish, unknowing minds with all manners of misguided, outright dishonest tidbits of "knowledge." If we're lucky, we grow up, and discover the truth for ourselves through that good 'ol life experience. 

There's a lot of people in the world, so it's a statistical certainly that some really, really, ridiculously rare crap is gonna happen to someone out there. Whether it's getting struck by lightning, something worse, or just winning some weird sweepstakes, there are some crazy unlikely stories out there.

We've all encountered that spine-tingling sensation that just makes us squirm, uncomfortably, and not out of pain; but something else. It's bizarre and you might find yourself grinding your teeth in unexplainable tension halfway through this list!

Some pieces of trivia can stick around in cultural consciousness for way too long, especially if they're untrue. It can be tempting to repeat a myth just because it sounds shocking and "unbelievable." There are oodles of misconceptions that people have about the past and future that just never seem to die.

During a measles outbreak in the state of Washington brought on fully by parents opting out of vaccinating their children for easily preventable, potentially life-threatening diseases, one dullard went to a public anti-vaxx group to ask how she could prevent her child from getting the Measles. People frustrated with this kind of BS were not kind in the comments.

The manager made some serious assumptions on this one...

These facts and figures really go to show the number we did on these charming little animals. If you didn't like pugs already, consider this more ammo for your anti-pug stance. If you love pugs, then we're sorry about this.