harsh

Karen needs to check herself ASAP. When you encounter a professional housecleaner who's running an absolutely reasonable price on a luxurious service, and for their sick kid, you do NOT act up like a foolish choosing beggar. 

"Does not bite but is mean as hell." We don't think this one's going to work out....

Just make sure you only try these on people you don't plan on talking to again any time soon. That or save these for your dear friends when they're being shameless sh*theads. 

Never underestimate the unforgiving brutality of a perfectly timed comeback. 

Reading through this fine batch of strikingly discouraging times people let the worst sides of themselves come out during relationships serves as a crash course manual in what NOT to do to the people you're romantically invested in. If these people were trying to take shortcuts to ending their relationships quick as possible, then mission accomplished. 

Then again, love makes folks do some damn crazy, nonsensical things. Whatever you do though, don't break up with someone through text. That's gotta be one of the worst symptoms, or results rather, from dating someone in a technology-addicted world. 

Some of these are getting alarmingly dark and creative. 

These fresh roasted souls can't hold a candle to the worst roast of all time we stumbled across last week (see here), but they're still pretty far up there! In all fairness, they encouraged the savagery!

There's a wealth of harsh and ice cold ruthless kind of ways to break up with someone you don't see yourself happy with in the long run. You can live-tweet the shit out of it (see live-tweet airplane break up here, but brace yourself), or pay somebody to break it off, or Snapchat it; but this right here, between a couple BYU students just changed the game, topped the savagery scale, etc.