happy birthday

Clearly someone is kidding themselves.

... and 18+ years after that!

May your birthday be exactly like this toy/candy representation!

Let it be known that on This Day of Our Thor 2012, the mighty Techno Viking celebrates his fifth year of gracing our world with his indomitable techno funk. The unfortunate few who have never before witnessed or heard tell of his awesome deeds are encouraged to ask their grandparents.