hands

Holy crap, those hand model scenes from Seinfeld and Zoolander were right. This lady is like, way too into her own hands. It's kind of unsettling how beautiful she thinks they are. It's like she's falling in love with them in front of you.

Trump 100% photoshopped his hand bigger for this picture hanging in the white house, which is the most embarassing thing I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/MGTbFfdLqp

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 27, 2017

Found the original Getty photo. Hand is definitely photoshopped bigger. Thinnest skin in the world. pic.twitter.com/FIpZfMTYMN

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 27, 2017

@DanaSchwartzzz I made a GIF comparing it with the Getty Images source file. It's a warp deformer, look at the helicopter behind. pic.twitter.com/f4PYFzodbi

— Joaquin Baldwin (@joabaldwin) January 27, 2017

NIGHTMARE FUEL

If you think an unfeeling robot arm attached to your desk might help keep you from slumping over at work, you can purchase one for ¥4,980 (about $40 USD), here. 

This could be you, but you're slouching: