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@THEUNIVERSE responds to all of the tweets addressing the universe.

Get your kludges over at There I Fixed It!

Kludgers are not born. They're made. Naturally.

"Help, I've shut the door and I can't get out!"

Can't Destroyer? I don't understand, that seems like a perfectly innocuous name for your boyfriend's Twitter handle.

So putting the phone down starts abuse?

Sorry for the terrible pun in the title, but we figured everyone here was mature enough to handle it.