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bottle opener corkscrew hammer hammered wine cork - 6455857920
By Unknown
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No, my pride is not above using a hammer to get my wine bottle open. I've got to get hammered somehow!

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By Brian Bridges
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In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.

hammer screwdriver - 5934952448
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It's a hammer. It's a screwdriver. It's a scrammer. Or a hewdriver. Or a Screwhammer. Or I'm done.

button door hammer microwave open opening pry - 5716510464
By Ben Finney
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"Dry here to open?" So it's some kind of moisture-activated locking mechanism, where dehydration makes said mechanism weigh less and rise, thereby releasing the lock and opening the door?

Unless... oh wait, I see what it says now. Never mind, carry on.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

alcohol drinking hammer Professional At Work tools - 5429178368
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My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

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