hammer

... that you carried around a hammer?

No, my pride is not above using a hammer to get my wine bottle open. I've got to get hammered somehow!

In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.

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Great idea! I'll get the hammer!

It waz all borked! Teh whole kitten kaboodle!

Lol I dunno I r jus tryin 2 kludging!

It's a hammer. It's a screwdriver. It's a scrammer. Or a hewdriver. Or a Screwhammer. Or I'm done.

"Dry here to open?" So it's some kind of moisture-activated locking mechanism, where dehydration makes said mechanism weigh less and rise, thereby releasing the lock and opening the door?

Unless... oh wait, I see what it says now. Never mind, carry on.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack