There's nothing in this world quite like a good (bad) dad joke. The simplicity and elegance of a stupid pun perfectly executed can make you feel like you're in the back seat of a car on your way to soccer practice. In any case, here are several days worth of wonderful puns. For more, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.
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If you happen to be living in the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington, you absolutely must pass by the Wallingford Sign. The good people of a humble gas station in the the town go to the trouble of putting up hilariously terribly amazing puns on their sign every. single. day. Commuters going past this sign are lucky indeed. We could all use some more laughter in our lives. Especially when it comes in sign-form.
There's something about becoming a dad joke that instantly turns you into a master of puns and jokes that are absolutely duds. This is a collection of some of the most potent Dad Jokes that money can buy.
Okay, still looking for more Dad Jokes? Try these Cringeworthy Dad Jokes on for size.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field. This is just one of the many terrible, and somehow quite good jokes that are in this list. Most things in life aren't good if they're bad (bad milk and bad pickup lines make us go bleugh) but one thing that gets better the worse it is are jokes! Don't ask us why, we don't know. But we made a list of them just for you. Feel free to share them with your dad.
