Just when you think people can't stoop low enough, they respond seriously to an Onion article. Is it a lack of critical thinking skills? Poor reading comprehension? Zero sense of humor? Bogus knowledge of the real world and an inability to distinguish between fact from fiction? Okay, yeah it's probably a combination of all of these. Anyway if you liked these then here's more times people assumed The Onion was trying to be a reputable News source.
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Some gullible guppies will blow your damn mind when it comes to the kind of fabricated bullshit they'll ignorantly believe till you tell 'em you straight up spewed it out of your ass. For pure entertainment purposes and dragging these lies out, I selfishly wish these people had never learned they were being fed nothing but stories and factoids that couldn't have been further removed from the truth.
How do you lose something after you drop it? Did it flex into a tube shape and roll under the couch? Did it sprout legs and run away?
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It's like the modern-day version of saying sarcastic things while coughing. #exceptforhashtags
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Text messages are basically like phone calls but with reading.
