May we enter these memes into the evidence, your honor?

Getting a good job is nearly impossible these days. One man learned that in today's America, you gotta be a little ruthless, a little dastardly, and extremely cunning in order to get everything you want out of a job. In this case, OP was a minimum wage worker who was living with his parents who hacked the system with a little white lie...

Here we have a whole zoo of animals who committed crimes, ranging from shoe theft to backyard hole-digging to scaring toddlers. Having pets is the best, even when they're naughty ! Pets become family when you adopt them. You suddenly find yourself becoming the person who puts sweaters on your dog and takes 1738739 photos, because you just love them SO MUCH. It's the reason we still love our kitty cats, even when they turn their noses up at the $7-per-can wet food that that was the only thing th…