guardians of the galaxy

This Twitter user has a thought about what happens to actors when they get the big call from Marvel. Something about being cast as a superhero lines up with getting jacked AF. Who'd have thunk it. 

Nothing is new and everything is a lie! Release your inner hipster by telling people that all these things existed before they got trendy. Resent people for not liking things correctly!

Chris Pratt knows how to dish out just the kind of banter that'll keep those wild Marvel fans in check. We'd expect nothing less. 

With Guardians of the Galaxy 2 quickly approaching release, it's time to brush up on the first one and get learned on some fun facts. 

Hilarity ensued after Guardians of the Galaxy 2 ended up being not quite what this guy's little sister expected. 

During Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2? TOO FAR!

Chris Pratt is a beautiful human being. Everything about him oozes positivity and pure, unadulterated, hilarious class. He's the kinda guy that was made to be a movie star. 

But, maybe that's what you get when you're making 20 mil per film and you have personal assistants to take care of all the stupid crap the rest of us have to deal with on a daily basis. Like, maybe we could all be super positive and bubbly if we didn't have to wade through some of this mundane drudgery. We're stuck dealing with all this normal stuff, like this pile of dishes in my sink that won't go away no matter how much I try to pretend it isn't there. Along with things like having to wash my own laundry and make my own food. It's a hard life. 

On a totally unrelated note, Anna Faris should give up acting and take up gambling or stock brokering because damn she knows how to make a solid investment. 

Anyways, yeah. Chris Pratt is great and he's taken to Instagram again to brighten all of our normal ordinary lives and drop some inspiration on us.

Plus, it's pretty dang evident that nobody has as much fun with his fame as Chris Pratt does; the more we get to know the guy through interviews, new movies, etc, the more we like him.

Honestly torn over who we love more at this point...Ryan Reynolds or Chris Pratt. Both of these guys are real life superheroes, and continue to display an incredible ability to balance the demands of being A-list celebrities, with touching the lives of fans who fell upon hard times, and bad luck. Yesterday we ran a post on Ryan Reynolds who shared a heartwarming tribute to his 14 year old fan (and friend) that'd lost his battle with cancer; and today we've got Star Lord. Love these guys!