This scammer decided they'd try and play "soldier" to get in the good graces of a person they matched with on Grindr. I'd be genuinely impressed if someone actually fell for this.
Dating can be unpredictable, but this is ridiculous. We envy no person who ends up in this situation, especially with such a tormenting hypocrite. Yikes, dude. For another dating nightmare, check out this absolutely insane tinder match who couldn't handle this girl's vocabulary.
Tinder might be destroying it in the creepy messages to women department, but as far as custom emojis go, Grindr is king.
Sorry, but your Eggplant and Peach emojis are basic af.
The gay-friendly dating app is set to release a new batch of custom emoji to say the things we don't have the things we can't find the words to say. Things like:
But seriously, these super specific emojis are amazing. Check 'em out.
"Bro. It's okay, bro. We totally understand, bro. Like, it's cool, bro! The only thing that's important is that you be honest with yourself, bro."
Also sucking a dock would be profoundly unpleasant for everyone.