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Shopping Cart Theory Determines State Of Person's Morals

This quick and enlightening shopping cart theory aims to determine whether or not a person is good or bad. It boils down to whether or not a person decides to make the "right" choice when they are aware that nobody else is looking. Seems fair enough. Sometimes, it's not about that good act of wholesome kindness that you pull off when you know you'll receive recognition and praise. Instead, it can be a more pure reflection of your morality, when you're out there doing the right things without any inflation of your ego. 

A shopping cart theory works to determine whether a person is good or bad | 4chan thread Anonymous Shopping Cart Theory shopping cart is ultimate litmus test whether person is capable self-governing return shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which all recognize as correct, appropriate thing do.
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Ridiculous Greentext Story With Infuriating Ending

Why'd they have to do us like that? This greentext story's got the puns and the wordplay and just the kind of frustrating ending that inspires an instinctive, "god dang it." 

A greentext story about a guy's grandma getting a new car | ITT: Stupid relatives and their stupid cars doing stupid things Grandma is looking 578 KB JPG car >my grandfather has spoiled her sideways years, always buying bigger, softer car with each trade he died, she on Buick Lacrosse >he also kept up with all dealership visits, oil changes, and oh by way he one who actually BOUGHT car >grandma moves with relatives who don't have room ano
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Son's Dad Passes Away, Son Finds His Notebook, Full Feels Trip Ensues

Brace yourself, this guy's story about discovering his dad's old notebook after he'd passed away is an emotional rollercoaster. Real or not, it's a beautiful and touching tale. 

Guy's greentext story is a total feels trip | Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears Rain, Scoo >Born year 1993 >Mother abandoned at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams raises alone >times are tough as fuck as he has juggle work and whenever he has free time play vidya together move old nintendo and shit WoW raiding and so on
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D&D Greentext Gems Mined From The Dungeons

These funny, absurd, and sometimes dark-humored tales from the world of D&D are a nice break from reality. In this fantasy world, people are pulling off all kinds of ridiculous stunts on one another. Do you really know someone until you play a game of D&D with them? Maybe not. If these left you wanting more delicious D&D content, check out these D&D memes.

A collection of greentext gems about the world of Dungeons & Dragons | Anonymous party is forced into eating at vegan lunch do? my Dragonborn fighter looks at his plate with disdaine he decides pick up and throw on ground he yells at host DO LOOK LIKE FUCKING IGUANA host falls speechless my party begins glare at bard pipes up with mean, kinda
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Dad Passes Away, Kid Discovers His Notebook, The Feels Ensue

This quick and emotional story has left us convinced that there are ninjas in here cutting onions. Tears are potentially falling, man. That being said, it sounds like this kid made quite the beautiful discovery upon his dad's passing. A beautiful tale. 

Kid discovers his dad's notebook after he passes away from lung cancer | greentext 4chan Anonymous >Born year 1993 >Mother abandoned at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams raises alone >times are tough as fuck as he has juggle work and whenever he has free time play vidya together move old nintendo and shit WoW raiding and so on
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Wholesome Wednesday: Uplifting Greentexts

There will always be a fail lurking around the corner. Every attempt is ripe for a mistake that eventually might find its way back here. So, let's take a quick break from the fails and misfortunes of the folks just trying to make it through a day without making a mess along the way. Let's kick back and enjoy some wholesome moments from people that are enjoying a good moment from life. Brace yourself, the feels are strong in this post. 

Wholesome greentexts that will uplift people's spirits | Anonymous >Havent been so happy lately >So stressed feel like need escape >But its not just Miraculously have family to0 >But makes even more stressful >My mind feels like balloon, stretched full with toxic worries >Today take my son school day >l just stood there with him silently, caught this negative feedback loop shame and stress >He took my hand >And squeezed warmly looked down at him, smiling
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