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So it started with a goofy observation on ants getting your attention, and then someone gave it some more thought and re-characterized this whole thing as you taking on the God role in an ant war. A simple story prompt or small idea can spin into a whole thing, like this Tumblr thread about wildlife fighting off an alien invasion or this short story about lies making scars. For short bursts of creative weirdness  here a bunch of Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

The features and behaviors of different animals are so varied and weird and specific that it makes you wonder what kind of thinking would have went into them. A lot of these tweets about animal designs feel like a real "5 pm on a friday" kind of job. People put a lot of thought into how god would've made plants and animals.

It shouldn't come as any surprise that Satan's Twitter game is devilishly clever. He's taken to Twitter more recently to spice up the mess with his own hot takes on the madness of existence, and how he feels about the land down under. 

The world we live in is inhabited by things that are so specific, weird and dangerous that it makes you wonder: what was the idea behind that one?  It's pretty clear that if some dude was just sitting in a chair trying to come up with animals, they would run out of good ideas pretty quickly. Here's a collection of funny tweets on the matter.

Nothing on this planet makes perfect sense, and it helps to have a sense of humor to just accept it all. You know, weird stuff,  like how a coconut, with its milk and hair, could be classified as a mammal. Anyway, here are some funny peoples' best guesses. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.

It hardly seems like there's any rhyme or reason to this planet. Seriously it seems like whoever was behind all this was doing it as a joke. Luckily for us, that's how these twitter users felt too. The resulting tweets about how we ended up with all the living things around us are hilariously on point. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.

They're just from another time, okay?

Have you been searching for signs of God? Here are 14.

Ever since the tragic events in Orlando, the internet has rallied to show their support for victims of the nightclub shooting and LGBT community of Orlando. Unfortunately, there are still homophobic bigots out there trolling their best to justify the slaughter of 49 people. So, on Monday, Darrius Anderson decided to shut up those bible thumping haters with an incredible rant on just how hypocritical peoples' interpretation of the bible can be.