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A Quick Hilarious Livestock Drama

Just another day on the farm. This quick and absolutely ridiculous story about a dramatic livestock situation will never get old. Poor Hero was in panic, busy leading the parade that he never wanted. 

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Tumblr Thread: The Cold-Blooded Freak Devil Cave Goat

Tumblr looked at this evolutionary dead-end of a forward-eye-facing cold-blooded cave goat and decided: "good." Sometimes tumblr gets ahold of some biology or history knowledge and extrapolates the ever-loving reality out of it like when they went full mythological science on dragon evolution. For another interesting learning experience here's Tumblr's thread on Kudzu, the monster plant waging war with everything.

Tumblr thread on strange cold-blooded cave goat | RE tilthat Follow TIL cave goat went extinct approx. 5,000 years ago is first known mammal have become cold-blooded. Their bone growth rate is unlike any other mammal, and more similar crocodiles showing slow and adaptive rates environmental temperature. via http ift.tt/2vtQOYg r-evolution-aries Follow goat's binomial name is Myotragus balearicus kind an oddball lot other ways, too, an example being had forward-facing eyes, giving stereoscopic vi
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Twitter Thread: Man Documents Invasion Of Goat Overlords

Andrew Stuart's viral Twitter thread on his town getting invaded by an army of goat overlords is just our kind of entertainment. The confusion, the excitement, the general absurdity of the fact that the goats don't appear to give a flying frick about anything, makes this a true gem of a story.

Guy's Twitter thread is about goats taking over a town | Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart 6d v think just got group goats Llandudno arrested. Let explain first saw this inside dark pub one live currently thought seeing things. So took some video:
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Wrong Number Looking for Dealer Gets Trolled by "The Goat"

There's nothing quite like a good trolling, like this daughter who relentlessly trolled her mom to oblivion. In this case a wrong number texter using some cryptic language ended up getting "The Goat." We're glad people can still have this much fun with dumb crap like this. The stupider the better.

Wrong number texter looking for dealer gets trolled by person calling themselves "The Goat" | 1:52 1 ul LTE O iMessage Today 9:46 AM Owl Goat No Call do want call Owl? Who is this This is Goat know my reputation. No sure heard own this town live Bremen own town too Ok iMessage Pay
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Incensed Goat Owner Calls Out Lying Vegan Activists In Scathing Facebook Post

This Goat owner is not having anyone's BS. In this case, we're dealing with a situation allegedly involving the kidnapping and mistreatment of goats, by vegan activists. Read up on the post, and then make of it what you will. Pretty crazy either way. Wonder what the other parts of this drama-packed tale are. 

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21 Animals Really Derping It Out

They are so much like us. Look at em. It's not aesthetic, but it's like in an approachable way.

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15 Honest Attempts That Were Shattered By Failure

People try every day. They try to make things. They try to make something of themselves. They try to seem smart. They try to send a box of meat in the mail. And every day many of these attempts are met with the crushing blow of failure.

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Hungover College Chick Wakes Up To Nightmare Text Involving Goats

This girl is the GOAT. Honestly, there are FAR WORSE hangover possibilities to wake up to. All in all, this girl learned her deep love for animals is not to be underestimated, especially when she's out guzzling booze, with little to no mind about the implications. 

Hungover girl in college wakes up to a nightmare text involving goats.
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That laugh though, amirite? In her defense, however impressive this young man's feat, it is pretty dang absurd!

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For starters, what about that dang headline doesn't scream legend! I'm not saying I understand where he was coming from when he decided to go live amongst mountain goats for a few days in the Alps, but I respect the initiative and the fact that he saw that sh*t through.


image: Tim Bowditch

UK-based designer Thomas Thwaites has written extensively about his experience in a novelGoatMan: How I took a Holiday from Being Human. Thwaits was presented the award for Nobel Prize in biology alongside naturalist and fellow Briton Charles Foster. The awards obviously a spoof, are meant to honor people that make grand achievements that make others laugh and think at the same time.



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