goats

Andrew Stuart's viral Twitter thread on his town getting invaded by an army of goat overlords is just our kind of entertainment. The confusion, the excitement, the general absurdity of the fact that the goats don't appear to give a flying frick about anything, makes this a true gem of a story.

There's nothing quite like a good trolling, like this daughter who relentlessly trolled her mom to oblivion. In this case a wrong number texter using some cryptic language ended up getting "The Goat." We're glad people can still have this much fun with dumb crap like this. The stupider the better.

This Goat owner is not having anyone's BS. In this case, we're dealing with a situation allegedly involving the kidnapping and mistreatment of goats, by vegan activists. Read up on the post, and then make of it what you will. Pretty crazy either way. Wonder what the other parts of this drama-packed tale are. 

They are so much like us. Look at em. It's not aesthetic, but it's like in an approachable way.

People try every day. They try to make things. They try to make something of themselves. They try to seem smart. They try to send a box of meat in the mail. And every day many of these attempts are met with the crushing blow of failure.

This girl is the GOAT. Honestly, there are FAR WORSE hangover possibilities to wake up to. All in all, this girl learned her deep love for animals is not to be underestimated, especially when she's out guzzling booze, with little to no mind about the implications. 

Did you just turn your nose up at us? You think you're so much better than us, don't you, tiny goat? Well, we'll show you! Someday... For now we'll just enjoy these amazing photoshops of said smug little goat, guaranteed to please even the snobbiest internet connoisseur.