He must have been pleased with himself to jump into the stands like that, but the level of casualness he puts on as a spectator is really what seals the deal. It's like he's not even a huge fan of him.
You might assume that your butt has your back, but you know what they say happens when you assume: You make an "ass" out of "u" and "me."
Minnesota Wild goalie Darcy Kuemper learned this the hard way, when his butt stabbed him in the back and scored a goal on his own team.
Darcy Kuemper just had a blocker save go off the glass, hit him in the butt, and go in the net #ButtGoal pic.twitter.com/YTi3CV24Vq
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 1, 2017
I don't care where you're from, that's gotta hurt.
That's Chicago Blackhawks forward Andrew Shaw against the Anaheim Ducks. And fair, maybe it's just that and there are rules that specifically disallow things like headbutted pucks to count towards goals. But still, full points for the hustle and for trying!
Here's the goal in delicious Vine form: