Back in the days when we could see people, Kennedy Bakircioglu managed to grab a thrown beer and drink the rest seamlessly after making a sweet goal. Few of us will probably ever know the satisfaction of all of those experiences strung together in one beautiful moment.
You might assume that your butt has your back, but you know what they say happens when you assume: You make an "ass" out of "u" and "me."
Minnesota Wild goalie Darcy Kuemper learned this the hard way, when his butt stabbed him in the back and scored a goal on his own team.
Darcy Kuemper just had a blocker save go off the glass, hit him in the butt, and go in the net #ButtGoal pic.twitter.com/YTi3CV24Vq
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 1, 2017
I don't care where you're from, that's gotta hurt.
That's Chicago Blackhawks forward Andrew Shaw against the Anaheim Ducks. And fair, maybe it's just that and there are rules that specifically disallow things like headbutted pucks to count towards goals. But still, full points for the hustle and for trying!
Here's the goal in delicious Vine form:
