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A Taiwanese girl at a kite festival was carried a ways up after getting caught in a kite, shocking bystanders until she descended enough to be safely grabbed out of the air. Eat your heart out Balloon Boy, wherever you are.

While visiting the Nara deer park in Japan, this little girl got targeted by a deer. Deer aren't supposed to be predators, but this one just locked on to this unsuspecting child with cat-like focus and decided to ruin her whole day.

Come on! How many times will it take!?

Via Huffington Post:

A 15-year-old boy at a high school in Staten Island, New York received eight stitches after a 17-year-old girl allegedly beat him with a metal stool. The row between the students exploded Monday after the girl accused the boy of farting on her, New York Magazine's Daily Intelligencer reported.

Don't get your ovaries in a kno-- wait, that sounds lame.