On dating apps, your fate lies in the hands of the ever-changing whims of the algorithm gods. Match? Nope, not this time. What about now? No, again. Well, when is it my turn, you ask, and the answer is (malicious laughter) NEVERRRRRR. I'm being dramatic, of course, you'll find someone. I did, a couple of times, and they all broke my heart, and now I'm single again. See? It totally works. Now that we're all nice and grumpy, we can genuinely enjoy the dating fails below. Take joy in other people'…

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Every landscaper's nightmare

It is a Friday night, you have surrendered to your sofa, turned on the TV, and put on some garbage reality show, just to get bored enough to pull your phone from the wooden living room table posted in front of you. Have you gotten a text? No sirree. Just one missed phone call from your mom. You will call her back, you say to yourself. Soon, for sure, totally. Oh, an email from work. Would you look at that. Your eyes move slowly across the different icons… until they reach one specific one. You…

Yikes

Well, then.

Awkward...

This woman got an amazing opportunity, thanks to a helpful call center rep. That's certainly not a phrase you hear every day. Having to call any large business means you're going to be put on hold while the folks in a call center handle your issue. It's an odd experience — you get put on hold, sometimes you can't tell if you're talking to a robot or a human, and you often have to listen to the worst music ever made, punctuated by someone telling you “how important your call is to us.” Ugh. It c…

People have jobs so that we get paid. Work is certainly not a hobby and a paycheck is a standard expectation from your boss every two weeks– it's honestly the bare minimum requirement that we ask of them. In this case, a diligent employee was fuming after months of reminding his boss to write him his salary checks– he used this fury to fuel a fiery resignation.

Cringe-fest

Bah, Valentine's day, how fun.

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