Trying to pass off counterfeit bills is one of the dumbest things that a human being can do. Just picturing the look on this guy's face when he returned to the gas station, and saw those cops waiting to take him in is priceless. The fact that he had almost $2K of counterfeit bills on him was the true icing on the cake.
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When these guys pulled their van up, they probably thought they had an easy victim; an unarmed person pumping gas. What they didn't think about what that that person did have something to fight with; the gas nozzle itself. It's unorthodox quick thinking, but it was effective. Being soaked with gasoline puts one at a major disadvantage during any altercation. Zoolander taught us that this kind of behavior is unadvisable, but it seemed like this person was left with no other option. Extra points for the spray he got in the van.
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Crime doesn't pay, especially when you don't know what you're doing. This guy didn't even have to resort to bold trickery to get back at his gas-stealing neighbors. He just altered things very slightly so that a less-than-keen eye would screw things up for themselves. For some other fun tales of retribution, here's a dude who got hounded for trivial debt, so he mailed them a dime.
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Sometimes folks just fall through the cracks on bits of life knowledge that fall into the common sense category for the rest of us. This poor girl was clearly having a day as she tried to figure out how to work a gas cap at a gas station.
It should be mentioned that this guy has officially stated to not try this at home for fear of starting a fire or losing something down your gas pipe. Apparently a gas range is just one popped off diffuser plate away from being a flame-spewing, wok heating machine. It's probably a bad idea to modify your own stove against the wishes of any warranty agreement or insurance adjuster, but like, it's pretty cool.
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It must feel pretty bad to realize that you've just publicly overlooked the whole point of your own car. Either way, we're the real losers because he still has a Tesla and we don't.
Finally, the answer to the question that's been burning you up inside for years. Given that this is all about getting around space using the force of pushing gases out of valves, this is technically rocket science. For another fun physics lesson, here's Tumblr uncovering the legend of the fastest manhole cover ever. For more fart stuff, here's deaf kids learning about farts.
Gotta love these stories. You get to enjoy the drama without having to have actually "witnessed the event." It's all fun and games until you compromise the safety of everyone around you. Not surprisingly, commenters weighed in with their own feats of room-clearing strength. If your in it for hilarious fart-themed stories, try this bombshell moment on for size.
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