We live in a society

Sorry, not sorry—justice served.

Ya hope it's not real, but this kind of thing has happened to more people than they'd like to admit. Most gas nozzles have quick release mechanisms that snap off so idiots can drive off without killing everyone. But very few of them probably find themselves dying inside after accusing good Samaritans of following them for nefarious purposes. NPC vibes indeed.

Weird and unusual is our middle name

Some problems sort themselves out.

What a fool.

Draw!

Oh, no say it ain't so.

A cool, but probably bad idea for most of us.

That moment when he figures it out.

They got to the bottom of it.