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To be perfectly honest, we thought that Garfield hype had lived a long life and died but for some reason there's still straight-up Garfield-themed restaurants out there that sell merch and are on Twitter. This dude was trying to buy a plush toy when somewhere along the line, someone made a mistake and he got pounds and pounds of sand. The time and frustration that go into constant shipping errors can become a madding roller coaster, like this guy who ordered boxes and kept getting granola.

Just don't look in Jon's basement, and continue to go about your business as usual. Sheesh. 

Just so you guys know, John Mayer is hopelessly, miserably confused about Garfield and the character's outspoken hatred toward everything that is Mondays. 

Internet satirist and podcast host Virgil Texas instigated an outrageous Wikipedia-editing war over Garfield's gender that even ended up evolving into a full-on Washington Post investigation. The warring wasn't exclusive to Wikipedia though, many loyal fans and people that like to argue for the sole sake of stirring the pot, have since stepped forward to offer their opinions on the lasagna-lover's mystery gender.