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What a power move when he phoned up his old man just to tell him that he was about to take home that million dollars. John seems like one of those human beings who just walks around with an encyclopedia in the back of his brain. 

Praise be to the genius who came up with the idea to have contestants bite things in order to determine if they're candy or not. Is there anything so novel, visceral, or satisfying as a man biting a shoe to see if it's a real shoe? We haven't seen anything come close. Who cares if a gymnast with a horrible past has the upper body strength to climb up a rope? It just can't compare to a grown man biting a belt to see if it's made of chocolate.

Sure, he didn't have to act it out, but kudos to him for doing it anyways. 

The Price Is Right was too much for Jesse Pinkman. 

We'll admit that the first one here is arguably a BS technicality on pronunciation. That said, the next two are some bummers. He even had the million and the car, and it just slipped away. You can see it in his eyes.

Some might argue that the question itself was dumb. You be the judge. 

There are worse ways to let down your family, but damn, getting a simple question so confidently wrong has gotta sting. Especially when she gets mocked by the host. Given that it's Family Feud Canada, she probably feels real sorry right about now.

Brad was not ready for the sheer power of that brutal roast. Poor guy was left speechless. 

Perhaps the best winner in the history of Jeopardy leaves with a mere $5. 

Potentially the dumbest contestant in the history of the show. It looks like he might've pulled the idiotic move because he had to make an emergency run to the restroom?