People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Well yee-haw and call me BBQ sauce! (Or something like that...)

Neighborhood HOAs do not have a good track record these days. They used to be more like an HR department for neighbors to work through conflicts and disagreements in their community. Now, they just yell at you for your property not looking a certain way they want it to look . For example, god forbid you have a few weeds growing on your lawn. Recently, a girl named Mae online posted about an HOA violation she received about the weeds on her lawn. The email was caddy and entitled and nit picky. T…

Friendly reminder that you're not missing out on much.

Sometimes things don't register in your brain right away, you know? Like, you look at something and you think it's just an innocent little knick-knack that'll add some good vibes to your home. Then you bring it back, set it up, and someone else sees it and it turns out it looks like some vulgar thing that you can never unsee now. Yeah, well that's been happening with Christmas decorations since the invention of them. A tropical town might think it's a good idea to put Christmas lights up on the…

Luxuriously self-indulgent people can have high expectations.

We all have a “Dave” in our life. The thing is — Dave can sometimes be wound a little too tight…

Buh-bye, logic.

Showering is warm and cozy, and once you get in, you might not want to get out. You can stand in the hot water and just think about nothing at all. Apparently lots of people try to create arguments in their head and try to win them, while others spend their shower time singing. Or, if you're like these big-brained commenters , you can share your shower thoughts with the world from the r/ShowerThoughts subreddit. These thoughts are really and truly random - the kind of thought your mind whips up…

Some people are allergic to doing the right thing.

We have reasonable doubt that these quotes did not fail to deliver.

Some people are born unlucky.

One of those moments when you have no one to blame but yourself... but decide to blame someone else anyways… Most people have the ability to admit that they made a mistake and own up to their own failings. Mind you, it's not something that's easy to do; the ol' ego has a particular aversion to acknowledging any wrongdoing or fault. Most of us can push past the ego gremlin and own our mistakes, but there are certain entitled and narcissistic people on this planet who, if you asked them, would te…

What's your favorite invention ever? It's a great question that will give you a lot of insight into someone's worldview. My personal favorite is air conditioning, although other people cite inventions like, you know, sensible things like the wheel or the toothbrush or the internet as the best inventions ever. However, we're all wrong, because the best inventions are still being created today! The folks in this meme list have created some truly special products here, like a vest that can carry d…