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Story about solving a school project with as low effort as possible | Posted by u/saltyhotwing 23 hours ago just has roll? Got Back seventh grade had an assignment where had make cars out limited materials only items were allowed use were: 6 inches wire Unlimited printer paper Unlimited glue

Wholesome School Project Solution Is Lazy Genius

Mom overhears her daughter on the phone, and thinks that she's pregnant | r/tifu JOIN u/inquisitivemind79 16h TIFU by talking loudly on my phone and convincing my mom pregnant on phone with friend today talking about another friends pregnancy and conversation went something like this so my friend is having an ultrasound tomorrow Them s exciting far along is baby? This is apparently my mom ended up being able hear talking oh just 7 or 8 weeks not too far along

Mom Mishears Daughter's Phone Call, Assumes She's Pregnant

funny not my job and you had one job moments | yellow traffic sign with one edge removed because it was installed too close to a wall | CAUTION MAXIMUM LOAD Stay off LBS,

Majestically Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Twitter story about a sneaky lizard creating hilarious havoc in a garden | Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama So had massive infestation pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So put out beer traps (they go drink beer, they fall Then mystery occurred

Twitter Thread: Lizard Creates Hilarious Havoc In Garden

Funny and awkward sex ed question stories | Gandiddyalf 6.4k points 17 hours ago Once asked question group Year 9 students do do if want have sex and can't find condom Student 1 (Male Surely can find something house Maybe cling film? Student 2 (Female Yeah! Or maybe tinfoil! Fucking TIN FOIL!

Awkward Sex Ed Questions Students Asked

Man runs the sad math on the chances of finding his soulmate. | feyxx @fezzz if 99% people find unattractive then around 75,000,000 people on earth still find attractive Zakya @zakya 112 My self confidence just shot up

Man Runs Sad Math On Chances Of Finding Soulmate

A collection of images showing times that mannequins were misplaced. | couple walking hand in hand in a street looking at a sculpture that looks like a person with their head stuck inside a wall

Misplaced Mannequins That Messed With People's Brains

Choosing beggar pesters an artist, so they respond with a hilariously terrible drawing | needs be drawn U can draw and my wife free not paying u since u arent registered don't draw free But u can draw practice If ever want practice and have no inspiration will message

Impatient Choosing Beggar Pesters Artist, Artist Handles It

Mark Hamill does an impression of Harrison Ford

Mark Hamill's Impression Of Harrison Ford Is On Point

A collection of insults that sound exactly like compliments. | RetainedByLucifer 22h 1 Award classic hope day is as pleasant as are This is coming retail worker FullI Karen.

Insults That Sound Like Compliments

Top Gun Richard Hammond And James May heated car seat

Richard Hammond And James May Secretly Turn Each Other's Seat Heaters Up

Funny moments and memes from Tumblr | Y REI tilthat TIL 23 crew aboard Christopher Columbus' ship "Santa Maria named "Juan via reddit.com krinkshame 's nearly three juan ratio recoil-operated son bitch purplespaladin Wouldn't be four juan? mens-rights-activia No, 3 Juan is correct because every 4 people, 3 are not Juan and one is Juan; 3:1 means there are 4 parts all together, 75%:25 s ratios work

Gems from the Churning Minds of Tumblr

A collection of funny moments from the world of Tumblr. | silentthevoice Petition change "he looked at her like she sun he looked at her like she moon" and any other variation bc look at moon wonder and love and amazement while only ever just squinted angrily at sun louisamayanniecat He looked at her like she sun he never looked at her except frustration. He basked her warmth, he complained she gone, but he never looked. On days she muted, he complained. On days she stronger, he hid her. He neve

Random Tumblr Rabbit Holes To Fill The Time

Strange, stupid and weird band photos | Childs Play photo of four men in pink bell bottom overalls | two guys in TURDS OF MISERY shirts standing on either side of a man in a denim jacket

Weird and Awkward Band Photos

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Mtimande Apz_Ngwenya Some guy my lecture just offered his jacket cause shivering would have taken jacket if he cute Yeah, whatever Keith_a_Trip Maybe cute ones would have offered if they thought were also cute. | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat

Cleverest Of The Clever Comebacks

Animal Crossing player's home tour goes dark humored real quickly | Oh, hello there! Welcome my humble abode! Allow show around!

Animal Crossing Player's Home Tour Gets Dark Quick

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Entitled neighbor Karen claims ownership of public alley through homeowner’s backyard, builds illegal fences to block access, escalates to surveillance when she gets shut down: ‘Not sure what she's trying to do but, jokes on her’

Entitled neighbor Karen claims ownership of public alley through homeowner’s backyard, builds illegal fences to block access, escalates to surveillance when she gets shut down: ‘Not sure what she's trying to do but, jokes on her’

Job candidate learns after 3 rounds of interviews that the salary for the position has decreased by $40,000: 'Thank you for wasting my time. I withdraw my application'

Job candidate learns after 3 rounds of interviews that the salary for the position has decreased by $40,000: 'Thank you for wasting my time. I withdraw my application'

Mom plans Disney World trip with family, only to regret inviting her overbearing in-laws, she demands husband uninvites them, he refuses: ‘They're coming for family time'

Mom plans Disney World trip with family, only to regret inviting her overbearing in-laws, she demands husband uninvites them, he refuses: ‘They're coming for family time'

'Everyone left the company [on] my first day': New IT employee forced to take over system control of the whole company after entire department quits on the spot

'Everyone left the company [on] my first day': New IT employee forced to take over system control of the whole company after entire department quits on the spot

Entitled family tries to cut the whole rental car line at the airport, traveler skewers them in front of everyone: '10 more groups of people have arrived after you and are now ahead of you!'

Entitled family tries to cut the whole rental car line at the airport, traveler skewers them in front of everyone: '10 more groups of people have arrived after you and are now ahead of you!'

17-year-old sets her mother and her mother's husband straight when they get upset at her for telling others that he isn't her dad: 'My mom's husband isn't my dad'

17-year-old sets her mother and her mother's husband straight when they get upset at her for telling others that he isn't her dad: 'My mom's husband isn't my dad'