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lazy not my job moments | Proofreading this book couldn't have been hard 5 five 5 bananas but actually 6 six | lump of dirt shaped like a traffic cone

"Not My Job" Moments of Advanced Laziness

Customer wants a pound of wings, ends up getting less wings that equal a pound | Posted by u/advocatus_ebrius_est 20 hours ago Pound Wings? Ok got oc S worked as cook at chain restaurant had wing night' where could get pound wings at discounted price didn't actually weigh wings, our specs said eight wings pound. Four drums and four flats. One night table comes and everyone orders pound wings little while after wings go out server comes back little flustered and explains there has been complaint.

Customer Demands Exactly a Pound of Wings, Gets Less Wings

Bad sex advice people got from school | Xianroberts 44 points 18 hours ago my sex ed class dissected flower. Not sure has do with anything just remember lot talk about stamen and pistil.

Horrible Sex Advice People Got from School

A collection of times that people got ruined by words | My daughter scored 93 10th very disappointed, should Punish her 1 Answer Last followed July 2 Answer Follow 1 X Pass 000 Having parent like is already Punishment her | Nickolas Boylan @Boyl 17 Jul v Replying FlatPlana and @FlatEarthOrg Did know flatearther" is actually latin need feel special so bad ill literally just deny obvious shit so people know much free thinker am" 13 Flat Earth Expedition 18 Jul Ancient Romans are criying un their g

Clueless Humans That Got Scolded By Cold Logic

real life footage of a guy walking around that looks like it was taken from a video game

Man Walks Around Like He's In A Video Game

Video of machine whose only function is to shut itself off.

Useless Machine is Very Useless

funny moments of kids being stupid and weird | daughter wakes up at 5am tell she has made caterpillar at preschool yesterday and continues talk about 2 hours and tells absolute HAVE pick up today! So arrived at preschool were handed THIS mean, where on earth do put this Everywhere put just looks like big .

Proof That Kids are Weird and Dumb

Rude K Pop fan talks badly about the person next to them, unaware they speak korean | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/thisisdrivingmebatty 1 day ago Bad mouth and assume don't speak language kill with kindness Obligatory on mobile sorry formatting am light skinned Latina American and lived Korea couple years during university and grad school, as my major Korean Interpretation and Translation. During my time Korea lucky enough attend music shows time time kpop uninitiated, music shows are free enter,

Rude K-Pop Fan Doesn't Know Fellow Fan Speaks Korean

Things pets learned or were accidentally trained to do | mother_of_dragons011 8.1k points 13 hours ago My cat will open tray my Xbox he thinks been playing too long. Even if just started

Things People Accidentally Trained Their Pets to Do

A funny Twitter thread about a woman's husband eating shower snacks | Jenna Guillaume JennaGuillaume are shower snacks thing or just something my weirdo husband does 4:48 pm 31/7/20 TweetDeck 13 Retweets and comments 157 Likes Jenna Guillaume JennaG 31/7/20 Replying JennaGuillaume why is there pringles container shower my husband, like 's most normal thing world: oh my shower snacks

Twitter Thread: Wife's Husband Loves Shower Snacks

A funny Tumblr thread where someone says that fish aren't animals | yeezyslides dont understand why vegans keep eating salmon like thats gateway food salmonella colormipretty Vegans can eat salmon thought they couldn't eat meat or food animals

Tumblr User Says Fish Aren't Animals, Meltdown Ensues

A collection of tweets from the Last Blockbuster | Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster People always ask us if Die Hard is Christmas movie and our answer is always same: Please just rent something.

Hilarious Tweets From The Last Blockbuster

A collection of rare insults that wrecked people with words | BULL PENIS X Kommentarer 24.535 Ahaan 2 måneder siden Justin looks like he would kidnap Justin 10 years ago 10.320 41 ?50 50 SVAR | trapcard Chicken doesn't need SEASON ING scotchtapeofficial amazing he resisted temptation devour sign long enough this picture be taken, given much he loves taste cardboard

Rare Insults To Spice Up The Vocabulary

A collection of absolutely terrible life pro tips | Retweeted Health Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Remember: taking vegetables off double bacon cheeseburger decreases amount calories consumed

Bad Life Pro Tips With Zero Shame

Tweets from parents about the strange and funny names their kids have for things | Broken Puppet @java_assassin My daughter just called cemetery person garden not even sure she thinks is happening there. 1:52 PM Jun 18, 2020 3K 663 people are Tweetin

Parents Tweeting the Weird Names Their Kids Call Things

low budget fixes and diy solutions | Alright everyone Let this sink moment car gear stick replaced with a glass bathroom knob | pipe with holes poked in it as a shower head

Low Budget Solutions and Fixes

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Guy refuses to help clean apartment, roommate does all the cleaning alone under the promise that she will receive the full security deposit, guy keeps the money anyway: 'Landlord sent me a check for the return of the security deposit, which was $750'

Guy refuses to help clean apartment, roommate does all the cleaning alone under the promise that she will receive the full security deposit, guy keeps the money anyway: 'Landlord sent me a check for the return of the security deposit, which was $750'

'Everything will be late': Boss denies a salaried employee's work-from-home request, so they refuses to work after hours or answer any work-related calls after 5:00 PM; derails operations

'Everything will be late': Boss denies a salaried employee's work-from-home request, so they refuses to work after hours or answer any work-related calls after 5:00 PM; derails operations

UPDATE: Manager schedules meeting with employee during her PTO, reprimands her when she doesn't show up: 'Her boss called to chastise her for it while we were on vacation'

UPDATE: Manager schedules meeting with employee during her PTO, reprimands her when she doesn't show up: 'Her boss called to chastise her for it while we were on vacation'

'Don’t be that kind of neighbor!': New homeowner confronts entitled neighbor for letting guests park in his driveway, he puts up his own no parking sign

'Don’t be that kind of neighbor!': New homeowner confronts entitled neighbor for letting guests park in his driveway, he puts up his own no parking sign

Grocery store employee fired after one trial shift, then reprimanded for not showing up to their next shift: 'I didn't know I was scheduled!'

Grocery store employee fired after one trial shift, then reprimanded for not showing up to their next shift: 'I didn't know I was scheduled!'

Entitled mother-in-law throws tantrum after learning that her granddaughter isn't named after her: 'After all I have done for this family, you couldn’t even name one child after me?'

Entitled mother-in-law throws tantrum after learning that her granddaughter isn't named after her: 'After all I have done for this family, you couldn’t even name one child after me?'