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funny dad jokes | can't remember write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 Roman numerals IM LIVID sweaterkittensahoy Everyone go home. Puns are done.

Stupid and Clever Dad Jokes to Love and Hate

funny big versions of things | Imagine going hiking running into this. lon even know my next move would be dexter @DontAskDexter is opposite pspspsps @EXPLORIZE | huge screwdriver

Absolute Units from The Land of Giants

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Tumblr users shows three types of annoying unrealistic female characters | Nerdy Male Director She had many masculine traits, like eating 10 hamburgers at once and wrestling Russian mercenaries while never going over 112 pounds. She learned these skills her many fathers and brothers, never male partner or friend, as may suggest she has some autonomous sexual history. No, men were all too afraid her, except who has mistaken my fem-dom fetish respect. If met her real like l'd hate her rejecting

Tumblr Thread: Three Repetitive Types of Female Characters

A rude customer can't handle rejection, asks for manager, gets surprised. | r/MaliciousCompliance Join u/luridfox At closing time am still manager M So 19 at time and shift supervisor at local sub shop (Planet Sub This my first supervisory/ managerial position and shy and generally insecure at time am amazed had gall do this be fair had been LONG day, and had second job would give more hours if wanted.

Entitled Customer Expects Restaurant To Stay Open Late, Can't Handle Rejection

A collection of the funniest posts from people using the Nextdoor app | Thanksgiving is over is now acceptable put up Christmas decor. On my command, open flood gates.

Hilarious Holiday Posts From Neighbors On Nextdoor

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A Tumblr story about a terribly misunderstood toy named Evil Chancellor Traytor. | avian-american probablyjustamagpie Follow themanslayer Follow love fantasy its like king galamir mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye treacherous

Tumblr Story: The Terribly Misunderstood Evil Chancellor Traytor

toys and products from the 90s | Today's kids will never know struggle lose one pieces on these mechanical pen | NOTHING LIKE BEING STARTLED AWAKE BY ONE THESE FALLING ON HEAD MIDDLE NIGHT imgflip.com glow in the dark stars

90s Nostalgia to Dip Back Into Those Core Memories

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Rascal Pranks Neighbors After Snowstorm

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Cracked Recreates "Dune" With $20, Hilarity Ensues

A funny Tumblr post about kids' hilarious misunderstandings when it comes to recognizing faces. | anexperimentallife Follow Brian Wecht O @bwecht Audrey (6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes

Tumblr Post: Kids Don't Understand How Faces Work

funny memes about history | think people 14th :08 Century would be mind blown by: ONEPLUS they'd Spices really be mind blown by: | Hapsburgs they see their cousins at family reunion He is 3.5 metric tons raw, sexual aggression.

History Memes to Become One with Time

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A plumber accidentally ends up creating a metal snake monster. | my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had clogged toilet after guest checked out, so they called plumber come and clean out plumber came with his bag gear and set work, but clog stubborn. After few tries, he decided he needed get snake.

Tumblr Story: Plumber Accidentally Creates Metal Snake Ghost

A collection of times that people struggled with languages. | Sophuckingoode @SophieRachael95 German man just came into pub and tried ask cutlery but ended up saying need some food weapons" and will now be referring them by nothing else

Funny Language Memes For All The Language Nerds

funny achievements people don't tell anyone | _dontjimthecamera 39.3k points 12 hours ago 3 8 12 3 15 5 my public speaking class had give speech on procrastination wrote speech an hour before class my feedback notes told had great preparation.

People's Biggest Flexes They Tell No One

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A hilarious misunderstanding regarding a bath bomb makes a complete mess. | Ment say today put chocolate bath bomb bath and got stuck my hair etc took ages wash out quite sticky but thanx luv xxx not bath bomb trish fuck sake ru serious xxX Wasn't

British Lad Mistakes Hot Chocolate Treat For Bath Bomb, Mess Ensues

Parents describe their funniest Zoom call interruptions by their kids. | Dr. Erin Marie Furtak 000 @furtak During one hour zoom call this afternoon, my son interrupted ask is an invasive species is abundant And finally is civilization last one might take while answer

Parents' Funniest Zoom Call Interruptions

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Employee uses obscure employee handbook loophole to take PTO when their boss forbids them from taking it before it expires: 'PTO requests not explicitly denied [...] within 48 business hours are [...] approved.”'

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Neighboring family stores 1 of their 3 vehicles in next-door resident's driveway without their authorization, their reasoning being that it's not currently in use: ‘Street parking is free’

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Elderly home sellers fail to disclose HOA to buyer, forcing them to pay decades of debt, leading buyer to refuse to let sellers pick up their lawnmower after the sale: ‘They want it back out of spite’

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