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$Business owner breaks his arm and tries dealing with a belligerent customer | Hi unfortunately won't be able build unit by 12th Jan have fracture my second favourite arm. There's couple guys do good work can arrange something with if like. Cheers Hi is this joke not sure whether being serious or not. As discussed this 40th birthday. Hi unfortunately no joke mate fractured playing football over weekend already discussed project with and and they can do by set date same$

Client Refuses to Understand What Broken Arm Entails

failed attempts and memes | warning sign showing an adult holding a child above a security rail. Well, there's no circle thingy with slash through so guess it's okay. Pure chemistry awesome tried telling chemistry joke once, but got no reaction Haha what's joke May be might understand

Attempts That Got Caught Up In the Net of Failure

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Dumb and funny questions people were asked | posted by moe_skweeto trying move one those big, multi purpose weight machines, and they noticed it's set its heaviest setting Why don't set its lightest setting so it'll be lighter

Dumb Questions People Were Asked

A collection of funny items from the antiques roadshow | weird little puppet Worst Thing Could Find $0.05-$0.06

Comedy Gold From The Antiques Roadshow

A collection of entertaining and funny moments from various people that use Tumblr | graynard talking my infant son like im youtuber looking4myson Whats up baby. Father here bringing another spoonful Gerber ham and gravy baby food

Entertaining Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Tumblr

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Smart Quora user answers a ridiculous question about how bacteria can travel when you spit | spit urinal and there's string saliva, do bacteria have time go inside mouth? Anoop Sinha, Taught microbiology medical undergrads 10 years

Brainiac Answers Ridiculous Question About Bacteria

Funny design failures that were someone's one job | CANDY LAND Matching save $10 24.99 Sale g 34a NER Doonmiands Lawbringer baster UNO 4.50 Sale Board or card game stocking atutlers 2.99 Patrol exclusive | NOW HIRING DONUTJOBS.COM Not greatest URL hindsight.

Design Failures That Didn't Work Out

Person applies to college claiming to be a race from dungeons and dragons | r/tifu Posted by stplkinatmswn TIFU Unknowingly Applying College as Fictional Race. So little backstory my knowledge just about 8th Native American. My parents didn't raise spiritual or anything but knew they did have little shrine they liked keep some things and whatever just part house had friends ask about and nothing crazy.

Person Accidentally Applies to College as Fictional Race from Dungeons and Dragons

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A collection of funny tweets from people on Scottish Twitter | tweet by Andykerr_ Dae u ever git smell u can only describe as ootside like someone comes house outside n ur like u smell ootside'

Funnies From The World Of Scottish Twitter

Funny puns and wordplay memes | tiny dog peeking its head out of a shark plushie's mouth. OfficialDlonem Poor Shark has loose canine

Puns We Can't Tell If We Love or Hate

A collection of funny moments from various people in the Tumblr community | post by epulchritude can tell someone's mental health is doing by paying attention much emphasis they put on line sometimes wish l'd never been born at all they're singing bohemian rhapsody

Comedy Gems From The Wild World Of Tumblr

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A collection of images showing various husbands sleeping, while their wives shop during the holidays | row of men sitting among displays of shoes and bags. man yawning while leaning against a display table at a clothing store

Sleepy Husbands Not Feeling The Holiday Shopping

Weird things children asked mall and store Santas to get them for Christmas | After waiting two hours line my daughter asked Santa hot dog.

Weird Things Kids Asked Mall Santas for Christmas

Guy tries to call his parents by using an Alexa, and they end up thinking that it's haunted | LakazL TIFU by making my parents think Alexa haunted So late last night (3AM got up make late- night snack, accidentally smashed jamjar, and whilst would have cleaned up family dog got scent all jam and wanted lick up, smashed glass and all

Guy Calls Parents On Alexa, They Think It's Haunted

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A collection of Twitter replies to people sharing their ugly Christmas sweaters. Christmas sweater made of colorful wigs with the wording hairy Christmas written across the back

Ugly Christmas Sweaters That Are Total Winners

A hilariously petty neighbor war with Karen over a Christmas decoration. | Follow Saga Battle Frank and neighborhood Karen! So one my neighbors left an note informing my gargoyle statue is "not appropriate" and "not keeping with Christmas spirit They firmly suggested rectify situation immediately Well problem solved! Frank is now festive pretty sure this is not they had mind and look forward future note stating as much, but 1. Frank is very heavy and he doesn't get moved and 2 like him even if

Hilarious Saga Of Karen Vs. Frank The Christmas Gargoyle

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'Guess I'll take lunch then': New manager triples employees' workload, refusing to let anyone go home before everyone is done, employee uses their lunch break to "avoid" working

'Guess I'll take lunch then': New manager triples employees' workload, refusing to let anyone go home before everyone is done, employee uses their lunch break to "avoid" working

Employee uses obscure employee handbook loophole to take PTO when their boss forbids them from taking it before it expires: 'PTO requests not explicitly denied [...] within 48 business hours are [...] approved.”'

Employee uses obscure employee handbook loophole to take PTO when their boss forbids them from taking it before it expires: 'PTO requests not explicitly denied [...] within 48 business hours are [...] approved.”'

‘She quit a week later. Three others followed. All four mentioned the "family" hypocrisy’: CEO calls company family for years, denies financial help to a longtime employee after she loses her house, then criticizes her for not being “team player”

‘She quit a week later. Three others followed. All four mentioned the "family" hypocrisy’: CEO calls company family for years, denies financial help to a longtime employee after she loses her house, then criticizes her for not being “team player”

Employee refuses to attend a mandatory, unpaid Saturday team-building event so he can spend quality time with his child, sparking workplace conflict as his boss questions his commitment to “company culture”: ‘Saturday is my one full day with my kid’

Employee refuses to attend a mandatory, unpaid Saturday team-building event so he can spend quality time with his child, sparking workplace conflict as his boss questions his commitment to “company culture”: ‘Saturday is my one full day with my kid’

Elderly home sellers fail to disclose HOA to buyer, forcing them to pay decades of debt, leading buyer to refuse to let sellers pick up their lawnmower after the sale: ‘They want it back out of spite’

Elderly home sellers fail to disclose HOA to buyer, forcing them to pay decades of debt, leading buyer to refuse to let sellers pick up their lawnmower after the sale: ‘They want it back out of spite’

Leech roommate living for free finally moves out after she's asked to contribute only $6 to dinner: ‘Good riddance!’

Leech roommate living for free finally moves out after she's asked to contribute only $6 to dinner: ‘Good riddance!’

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