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Marco Pierre chef kicks out karens from restaurant

Chef Marco Pierre On Throwing Out Guests

Student writes a joke essay about flat earth, and the school takes it way too seriously. | r/tifu Join u/Ausome_Face 22h 1 E 1 TIFU by making my school think flat- Earther and causing an anti-flat-Earth program be put into freshman science curriculum M This actually happened two years ago, but change curriculum came into effect yesterday. Two years ago sophomore high school assigned persuasive essay on whatever topic chose had include cited research my honors English class decided would be fun

Student Writes Joke Essay About Flat Earth, School Takes It Seriously

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funny memes about history | Greek culture Romans Jared Leto wearing a green coat from a fashion show | King: dies His eldest son: sarcastically surprised Kirk wearing a crown

History Memes That Are As Good As Books Probably

cool physics teachers professors crazy experiments in class

Compilation Of Crazy Cool Physics Professor's Shenanigans

Streamer gets answer wrong for the question In the United States. What is considered the Sixth day Of the week?

Streamer Asked What 6th Day Of The Week Is, Gets It Wrong, Melts Down

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A collection of the silliest excuses people used on police officers giving out speeding tickets. | Billbapawpaw 4h My brother is cop. He said one guy told him saw wife cheating on nanny cam and l'm trying get home confront them during act" He gave him an escort.

Drivers' Silliest Excuses To Get Out Of Speeding Tickets

funny interesting observations | u/pyro925 Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang bell

Shower Thoughts That Dispensed Insightful Wisdom

People's stories of childhood mysteries | Windshards2 23.3k points 2 days ago 6 5 2 9 More always wanted know behind ATMS at bank worked and where did money come grew up and worked at bank just find out some fat dude had squeeze behind ATMS refill

Childhood Mysteries People Solved Years Later

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Tumblr thread argues that Violet Beauregarde should've won Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory. | evayna Violet Beauregarde should've won Wonka's chocolate factory Have watched movie last decade or more? No. Do have iron clad evidence support my argument? Yes. She's most knowledgeable about candy. She's committed and knows her stuff Wonka holds up little yellow piece across room, she recognizes immediately. She able switch candy bars sake contest, so know she has personal discipline and is goal

Tumblr Thread: Violet Beauregarde Should've Won Willy Wonka's Factory

A fun and informative Twitter thread on bathroom breaks in outer space. | Mary Robinette Kowal MaryRobinette Let's talk about peeing space. Several people response my NY Times essay, have said women couldn't go into space because lacked technology them pee space. 11:00 AM Jul 19, 2019 73.9K 31.2K people are Tweeting ab..

Fun Informative Twitter Thread On Bathroom Breaks In Space

A man shares a Twitter thread about his observations on his first proper Christmas. | Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching have my first proper Christmas am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are few observations.

Twitter Thread: A Man's Observations On First Proper Christmas

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funny video guy enters wrong car mistaken for uber

Uber Passenger Gets in Wrong Car, Hilarity Ensues

Dad plays prank on kid, police misinterpret prank, fail ensues. | TIFU by embarrassing my kid and involving police L An actual TIFU, this happened this morning. Key preliminary backstory: on thanksgiving, my youngest played smashy smash with my phone, damaging sound chip connected microphone, rendering phone calls impossible on my phone. Can't hear people, people can't hear just doesn't work unless connected Bluetooth. Does LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE except phone calls.

Dad Pulls Innocent Prank On Kid, Police Misinterpret Prank, Fail Ensues

funny news woman finds raccoon in christmas tree video

Woman Woken Up At 4AM To Raccoon Chillin In Christmas Tree

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A collection of tweets about people's biggest decoration fails. |Jamez 00 @JamezMagic Replying jimmyfallon #Decoration Disaster my family brought home our Christmas tree put up and turns out there spider's nest Hundred spiders crawled out have had an artificial tree ever since

People's Funniest Holiday Decoration Disasters

stories of people whos parents were bad cooks | Posted by u/KnowNothingOfJavert 14 hours ago 5 3 e S is most horrifying thing parents did food? Every time my dad grills hamburgers, he doesn't season patties at all, squeezes all juice out them, and then wayyyyyy overcooks them end result is weird, dry, falling apart, dark gray hockey puck love him but his burgers are something else!

Children Of Horrible Cooks Share Their Pain