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Man proposes with a diamond ring in a biscuit, and then people on Twitter react. | Josh Raby @JoshRaby customer just made us do this am LOSING

Man Proposes With Diamond Ring In Biscuit, Twitter Reacts

employee gets back at manager by working exact hours | Posted by u/LiabilityLandon 1 day ago O 2 23 23 S 43 图19 can't be late anymore are work only set schedule. Ok boss oc M So after graduated college went back work at my high school job at large auto parts chain have few stories malicious compliance there because miserable place work with miserable management, but think this one takes cake.

Employee Gets Back At Unreasonable Manager By Working Exact Hours

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funny fail video bad pilot flying airplane

Pilot's So Terrible It's Actually Impressive

funny tweets and jokes from tumblr and twitter | utopians Follow Throwback 2016 told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting dirt and had specify meant planet earth nature documentary not celestial body

Tumblr Gems and Funny Tweets to Haughtily Guffaw At

Some wholesome frat boys unite to find lost keys. | snarling-through-our-smiles once lost my keys at frat house. My drunk ass had actually walked home without them, pounded on my apartment door, gotten let by my rightfully- disgruntled roommate, and proceeded pass out on couch. Apparently puked toilet before passing out do not remember this part next morning schlepped back frat house stood there, right front front door. This novel experience l'd never been at frat house broad daylight before.

Tumblr Story: Wholesome Frat Boys Unite To Find Lost Keys

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A collection of relatable and humorous marriage tweets. | Josh @iwearaonesie Follow wife forgot turn TV off last night [flashback leaving on so dog could finish watching Air Bud No didn't 4:15 PM 25 Jul 2016 6 17 622 V 1,252

Relatable, Hilarious, And Totally Random Marriage Tweets

25 Technically Correct Moments That Are Absolutely Not Wrong

A regional director doesn't understand how a computer reboot works, so IT enlightens them. | r/talesfromtechsupport Join u/Oricu 1y shut computer down every single night Long Whenever user puts ticket about their computer being slow first thing do is check uptime. Nine times out ten, there's system uptime (on Windows 7 at well over 40 days and reboot clears up all their problems. Occasionally user argues about this and today one those days.

Regional Director Doesn't Understand Computer Reboot, IT Patiently Enlightens Them

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Old Man Immeasurably Disappointed By Appraisal At Antiques Roadshow

Jurassic Park trailer with Pee-wee Herman as dinosaurs

Jurassic Park Trailer But Every Dinosaur Is Pee-wee Herman

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Daughter Tells Mom She's On All-Mayo Diet, Mom Flips

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Boutique employee thinks they're touching bat, and then they learn otherwise. | r/tifu u/Tajinaddict 1d Join 1 12 11 S 13 21 TIFU by touching thought leaf M work at boutique sell clothes and perfume and candles kind stuff. So last week were rearranging racks sale and my boss tells move some pants around.

Bat Invades Boutique Store, Chaos Ensues

$funny tweets and tumblr jokes | Cemeterry F @daemonic3 So date talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much wasn't good idea Yeah well, hindsight is 1 | nerdgul average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces pineapple chunks. Cans pineapple come variety sizes most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning single pineapple generally won't fill up single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple can somewhere someone else has can has rest same pineapple.$

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Tumblr thread about bad customers, Karen gets silenced when one customer uses tip jar. | heatherleigh02 Had baby boomer front at Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she Blizzard EXPERT and there simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces her blizzard and she wanted complain whoever is charge She's going on and on with this teenager teenager is calmly explaining they make them all same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at teen.

Customer Weaponizes Tip Jar to Defeat Karen

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A funny Tumblr thread on different texting tones based on generation people are born in. | averagefairy old people really need leam text accurately mood they're trying represent like my boss texted wondering my semester is over so she can start scheduling more hours and like my finals are done 15th! And she texts back "Yay fuck am supposed interpret besides passive aggressive runawaymarbles Someone needs do linguistic study on people over 50 and they use ellipsis s FASCINATING never know mood

Tumblr Users Explain Older Generations' Confusing Texts

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Broken Air Conditioner Plays Jazz Drum Solo

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Disgruntled 70-year-old tries to kick customer out of their rightful seat because it's "his" table: 'I always sit here!'

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49 and 47-year-old property owners shut down unrelenting friends after they repeatedly try to invite themselves over for vacation at their lake house: 'He finally got a hint'

49 and 47-year-old property owners shut down unrelenting friends after they repeatedly try to invite themselves over for vacation at their lake house: 'He finally got a hint'

Cashier forced to clock out late for lunch break after their cover fails to arrive on time, gets reprimanded by store manager, leading cashier to leave the register unattended: ‘They wanted me to skip my break’

Cashier forced to clock out late for lunch break after their cover fails to arrive on time, gets reprimanded by store manager, leading cashier to leave the register unattended: ‘They wanted me to skip my break’

'I want everyone gone!': Couple forced to kick entitled in-laws out of their new home after they keep extending their stay

'I want everyone gone!': Couple forced to kick entitled in-laws out of their new home after they keep extending their stay

Neighbor who never returns anything she borrows insists woman pay for her $85 groceries after running into her at the grocery store: ' I told her I could spot her $20 for essentials but couldn’t cover the whole bill'

Neighbor who never returns anything she borrows insists woman pay for her $85 groceries after running into her at the grocery store: ' I told her I could spot her $20 for essentials but couldn’t cover the whole bill'

Office worker discovers company is secretly tracking his location after they force every employee to download a ‘timekeeping’ app, quits and takes half of the company with him: ‘They never fully recovered’

Office worker discovers company is secretly tracking his location after they force every employee to download a ‘timekeeping’ app, quits and takes half of the company with him: ‘They never fully recovered’

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