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Jurassic Park played on trumpet and chair

Jurassic Park Theme Played on Trumpet and Chair

Mortician on dating app gets a lot of puns from one person | As comedian am very much resisting urge make so many deaths puns right now. Must mean like Oh my god no let rip love hearing jokes about So is why on hinge? Cause think romance is dead should let stay night and practice while sleep. Might get stiff though 5"10, Im glad my height doesn't matter since like 6 feet under. Since are pandemic don't come on date with if are coffin If wanna impress need urn These puns dont get better they only

Mortician on Dating App Gets Slammed With Puns

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A barista wrongly assumes that a customer wants a fist bump, and hilarity ensues. | r/tifu u/shaqahontas 15h Join 1 2 8 2 TIFU by fist-bumping customer didn't want be fist-bumped M So this happened few years ago somewhat new barista at coffee shop (green, famous siren as logo, fraps get idea New baristas are usually put drive thru since 's easy, and all need focus on is ringing orders through, charging customers, and handing food/drinks out (as well as deal with occasional annoying customer This

Barista Wrongly Assumes Customer Wants Fist Bump

man in car has excitable reaction to hearing rage against the machine for the first time

Man Hears "Rage Against The Machine" For The First Time, Mind Gets Blown

funny not my job fail moments | boom barrier gate too short to actually block the road | crumbling brick pole held together with clear saran wrap

"Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Failure

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Tech calls a customer about their internet being down, and there's a literal fire. | r/talesfromtechsupport Join u/Universal_Binary Internet link is down might be because 's on fire Short This is my all-time favorite interaction with tech support. Late one December evening number years ago got an unexpected call my boss. He said there fire at office, and might want come and see going on. So did. By time got there fire on its way out, and and couple dozen others were standing around parking

Tech Calls Customer About Internet Being Down, There's A Literal Fire

funny video old man tries to pay for parking

Grandpa Attempts To Pay For Parking, Hilarity Ensues

TikTok video guy acting a funny house listing fail | Good evening, is this available? Yes it is

Man Acts Out House Listing Gone Wrong

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cringey awkward interview THE EVENT FEATURES GAMES, SHOWS AND MORE KID-FRIENDLY ACTIVITIES

Man Gives The World's Most Awkward Interview

useless and loud machines that make noise for no reason

"Upstairs Neighbors Robots" Are Hilariously Terrible

South Park Satan explains brain chemical reactions

South Park Satan Explains Dopamine Response And Addictive Behavior

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funny twitter thread of guy air frying a hot dog for two hours pretending it's science | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 50 minutes has elapsed, 70 minutes remain. My wife and son have gone outside and have opened kitchen window | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 60 minutes has elapsed, 60 minutes remain have been advised by fellow scientists allow hotdog and air fryer cool off before continuing air is thick with hotdog flavor.

Twitter Scientist Air Fries a Hotdog For Two Hours

AskReddit replies to the most insulting compliments that people have ever received | reddit posted by pat_patrol actually look good emphasis on 'actually' and surprise my friends voice still haunts. pic of two people sitting together.

The Most Insulting Compliments People Have Received

A collection of the funniest toddler breakdowns that parents witnessed. | Fluffyfluffycake 2d 1 Award My boy cried after stuffing his sandwich VHS recorder (early 90s there no movie about sandwiches. Reply 977

Funniest Toddler Breakdowns That Parents Witnessed

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Nostalgic memes for the 80s and 90s | old enough remember very first TED talk most excellent. bill and ted excellent adventure Alex Winter Keanu Reeves. Wanna know got these scars VEPS the joker heath ledger batman the dark knight ice pops

Nostalgic Memes for the 80s and 90s Kids

Tumblr user runs calculation on how to obtain the cheapest wings deal |  sean @seanposting theres gotta be better way convey this information WINGS 27.25 24 Chicken Wings 4 Chicken Wings 4.55 27.80 25 Chicken Wings 5 Chicken Wings 6 Chicken Wings 5.70 28.95 26 Chicken Wings 27 Chicken Wings 6.80 30.10 7 Chicken Wings 8 Chicken Wings 9 Chicken Wings 7.95 28 Chicken Wings 29 Chicken Wings 30 Chicken Wings 35 Chicken Wings 40 Chicken Wings 45 Chicken Wings 31.20 9.10 32.35 10.20 33.50 10 Chicken Wi

Tumblr User Does Math To Calculate Cheapest Wings Deal