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A Tumblr thread about the intergalactic adventures of a space Roomba. | humans-are-seriously-weird E space-australians Follow sepulchritude Follow on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba™ with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship

Tumblr Thread: Intergalactic Adventures Of Weaponized Roomba

Man hides in a pharmacy counter, and then the CEO of the company shows up. | This is hiding pharmacy counter used do this lot back day scare other technicians and pharmacists, or hide particular patients great, until one day CEO company dropped visit.

Twitter Thread: Man Hides In Pharmacy Counter, CEO Shows Up, Hilarity Ensues

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funny John Cena prank call

Husband Has Radio Station Prank Wife, Hilarity Ensues

your brain on cracked masculinity in movies

4 Dumb Ways Modern Movies Portray Masculinity

Marshawn Lynch interview football legend

Flashback Fail: Marshawn Lynch's Legendary Interview

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Norweigan bus driver sings when he thinks he's alone on the bus

Singing Bus Driver Thinks He's Alone

funny video of a cockatiel bird singing ringtones

Angry Cockatiel Sings Apple Ringtone

funny dolphin tumblr thread | just-shower-thoughts kind dick move create animals require air, then confine them freaking ocean water-based-introspection Follow If are talking about dolphins they used be wolf like creatures due scarcity food they had hunt water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid them with time and will develop abilities breath under water (This also partially applies whales)

Quick Tumblr Thread On How Dolphins Started

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A ridiculous Twitter thread about a very strange drive thru experience. | Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h 's 1AM and decided wanted milkshake. So there's McDonald's near my house greeted at drive thru by following sentence: 17 2,464 3,583 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h "Hey holy shit hello are at McDonald's, and am begging patience L7 640 993 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h There are no other cars here, by way caught off guard so l mumble "Um, ok can have voice comes back Praise

Twitter Thread: Man Goes To McDonald's, Strange Drive Thru Adventure Ensues

Jurassic Park played on trumpet and chair

Jurassic Park Theme Played on Trumpet and Chair

Mortician on dating app gets a lot of puns from one person | As comedian am very much resisting urge make so many deaths puns right now. Must mean like Oh my god no let rip love hearing jokes about So is why on hinge? Cause think romance is dead should let stay night and practice while sleep. Might get stiff though 5"10, Im glad my height doesn't matter since like 6 feet under. Since are pandemic don't come on date with if are coffin If wanna impress need urn These puns dont get better they only

Mortician on Dating App Gets Slammed With Puns

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A barista wrongly assumes that a customer wants a fist bump, and hilarity ensues. | r/tifu u/shaqahontas 15h Join 1 2 8 2 TIFU by fist-bumping customer didn't want be fist-bumped M So this happened few years ago somewhat new barista at coffee shop (green, famous siren as logo, fraps get idea New baristas are usually put drive thru since 's easy, and all need focus on is ringing orders through, charging customers, and handing food/drinks out (as well as deal with occasional annoying customer This

Barista Wrongly Assumes Customer Wants Fist Bump

man in car has excitable reaction to hearing rage against the machine for the first time

Man Hears "Rage Against The Machine" For The First Time, Mind Gets Blown

funny not my job fail moments | boom barrier gate too short to actually block the road | crumbling brick pole held together with clear saran wrap

"Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Failure

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Tech calls a customer about their internet being down, and there's a literal fire. | r/talesfromtechsupport Join u/Universal_Binary Internet link is down might be because 's on fire Short This is my all-time favorite interaction with tech support. Late one December evening number years ago got an unexpected call my boss. He said there fire at office, and might want come and see going on. So did. By time got there fire on its way out, and and couple dozen others were standing around parking

Tech Calls Customer About Internet Being Down, There's A Literal Fire

funny video old man tries to pay for parking

Grandpa Attempts To Pay For Parking, Hilarity Ensues