Ken Turner, everyone

Taste is subjective, kind of.

It's uncanny.

Still better than "All I Want For Christmas Is You" On Loop

Looks like it works.

Keep on a-doodlin'.

They likely won't work, but they are fun.

Well, Sharon, but still.

Life is not a game.

Revenge is a dish best delivered every day except Sundays.

The puns roll on.

Nice.

"That's not possible!"

We are here to inform you that old-time Christmas cards were horrifically, awfully weird. Just like everything else about the past, it doesn't make sense to us intelligent beings living in the present. Twitter user @RabbitThoughts created a wonderful thread detailing these weird Christmas cards, which they say came about when postage stamps grew cheap in the 1800s. From frogs and bugs dancing together, a horrifying depiction of Krampus, and people with chicken heads going sledding in the snow,…

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