funny twitter

This guy decided to craft quite the epic piece of mashed potato art, on Thanksgiving. He went ahead and designed an authentic mashed potato CyberTruck in honor of the recent CyberTruck released by Elon Musk and the folks at Tesla. Pretty amazing! 

They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.

Working at McDonald's might subject you to the peak of customer service BS. The struggle is painfully real in these memes and tweets. You can just feel the frustration bubbling over in these moments. 

On a different note, but with McDonald's in mind, did you happen to see those dudes discover a hack for free McDonald's? If not check that out here. We can only imagine what kind of chaos that might've created in restaurants! 

This is the BEST brand on social media. Every time I thought Domino's Pizza Zimbabwegot as funny as they could possibly get, they went and outdid themselves. 

Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.

When escaping a blanket is too hard, you make your own emergency exit. When Mary Beth tweeted a photo of her dog who had just made a personal modification to her blanket, Twitter users flocked to defend the dog's innocence, and share photos of their own similar circumstances. That dog sure looks proud.

It hardly seems like there's any rhyme or reason to this planet. Seriously it seems like whoever was behind all this was doing it as a joke. Luckily for us, that's how these twitter users felt too. The resulting tweets about how we ended up with all the living things around us are hilariously on point. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.

Whether they were trying to keep the classroom bearable through being hilariously unpredictable, or just plain weird, you've gotta give it to them. They definitely tried...in some capacity. 

The end of a loaf of bread is the heel. It was always the heel, is the heel, and will always be the heel. And also it sucks.

I don't know whether to laugh, puke, or cry on this one. Thank god for eavesdropping. 

This conversation erred on the side of absolutely comically absurd. 

As it unsurprisingly turns out, Michael Jackson's "Thriller" date was pretty damn terrifying from the girl's perspective. 

This guy's the living definition of a helpless manchild. Glad he found love with this lady, cause I'm having a profoundly hard time picturing him making it out the door every day in one piece, otherwise. 

This contractor got caught up in a lot more than he bargained for when he agreed to work on some rich people's lake house while they were away.

The only question we have now is whether or not kids could be this clever.