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25 Funny Marriage Tweets That Hit Close to Home

They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.

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The Trials And Tribulations Of McDonald's Problems In 19 Memes And Tweets

Working at McDonald's might subject you to the peak of customer service BS. The struggle is painfully real in these memes and tweets. You can just feel the frustration bubbling over in these moments. 

On a different note, but with McDonald's in mind, did you happen to see those dudes discover a hack for free McDonald's? If not check that out here. We can only imagine what kind of chaos that might've created in restaurants! 

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30 Funny Marriage Tweets to Let You Know That You're Not Alone

Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Twitter Bonds over Their Dogs Who Escaped Blankets the Wrong Way

When escaping a blanket is too hard, you make your own emergency exit. When Mary Beth tweeted a photo of her dog who had just made a personal modification to her blanket, Twitter users flocked to defend the dog's innocence, and share photos of their own similar circumstances. That dog sure looks proud.

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16 Hilarious Tweets About How God Made Different Plants and Animals

It hardly seems like there's any rhyme or reason to this planet. Seriously it seems like whoever was behind all this was doing it as a joke. Luckily for us, that's how these twitter users felt too. The resulting tweets about how we ended up with all the living things around us are hilariously on point. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.

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21 People Share The Weirdest Sh*t Their Teachers Did When They Were In School

Whether they were trying to keep the classroom bearable through being hilariously unpredictable, or just plain weird, you've gotta give it to them. They definitely tried...in some capacity. 

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Twitter Is Arguing over What to Call That Terrible End-Piece of Bread

The end of a loaf of bread is the heel. It was always the heel, is the heel, and will always be the heel. And also it sucks.

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Guy Tweets Hilariously Epic Story About His Girlfriend Moving In With Him

This guy's the living definition of a helpless manchild. Glad he found love with this lady, cause I'm having a profoundly hard time picturing him making it out the door every day in one piece, otherwise. 

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Contractor Live-Tweets Epic Tale of the Most Insane Job Ever

This contractor got caught up in a lot more than he bargained for when he agreed to work on some rich people's lake house while they were away.

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