We all keep lists of our dating experiences in our heads, but this guy did a full analysis.

They may not have all worked, but they're trending!

Welcome to this week's edition of the hottest trending takes from online dating… It's a wild world out there, and entering the arena of online dating can be especially treacherous. This week, there is a whole slew of desperate individuals looking to find a match amidst the sheer chaos of unsuitable candidates. A personal favorite of mine this week is our “incredibly average” Joe in item #3. There's no point in trying for a long-term relationship if you can't be honest with your partner and your…

It's a wild world out there… and when you open the magical wardrobe of online dating, there's no telling what might spill forth. Sure, you're probably going to encounter some mischievous fauns—who have more experience sending unsolicited photos of their anatomical features than participating in actual conversation. You'll probably also run into that ice queen who cares for naught but how she's perceived on social media—but is seeking a partner to finance her photo-centric misadventures. You mig…

Here is yet another reminder that Tinder puts the “hopeless” in “hopeless romantic!"

There doesn't seem to be a lot of consensus as to what love actually is… Is it a battlefield? A stranger? A losing game?.. That aside, is it really all you need? This general confusion and lack of consensus about love translate over into the world of dating—with no one really being able to agree on what they're after or what they even want. The problem is… if you don't know what you want, how in the heck can anyone possibly give you what you need? Thus, those looking for love often end up in a…

What even is a pickup line anymore?

The world of online dating subjects the aspiring dater to a myriad of tumultuous experiences; from the outset of communicating with a potential match, the doors open to all kinds of less-than-desirable possibilities. You could find yourself the unlucky recipient of an unsolicited image of something that you didn't need to see or find yourself the target of the inane ramblings of an incoherent individual who is telling you their opinion of you that you didn't even ask for. Of course, it's not al…

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/Tinder subreddit by Redditor u/Throwawayanalyst96 who posted screenshots of their recent Tinder success. The screenshots show his opening line which deviates from the ‘mainstream’ phrase of ‘Netflix and Chill’ and instead offers his dates a chance to ‘Disney+ and Thrust.' Th

It's that time of the year when people get more unfiltered than ever!

Welcome to this edition of Top Tinder Moments, a collection of some of the wildest trending moments and fails from the wild world of online dating. When you venture out into the untamed wilderness of dating apps, it's impossible to say who — or what — you're going to encounter, so it's best to be on your guard. You could run into someone who is celebrating a birthday and has ironically revealed how untruthful they are about their age; you could come across an OF model who is essentially posting…

You can smell the desperation from here.

These dating app profiles are anything but charming!

It's a harsh and wild world out there… When you brave out into the wilderness that is the online dating lifestyle — you never know what you're going to find. There are so many people out there that haven't the slightest idea what they actually want or who they themselves even are that it's hard to imagine them ever finding a successful match. It's often said that in order to find someone, you need to focus and work on yourself first. All too many people see this as validation of their own narci…

You know what time it is? It's time for new pickup lines!

It's a wild world out there — and when you brave it out into the dangerous dark forests of the online dating landscape, you never know what you're going to find. Chances are some feral, hairy, slobbering beast will try to slide its way into your DMs, or you may find yourself stalked by some other snarling ogre. Somewhere out there lies a castle in wait, holding safe the holy grail, but you're going to have to battle black knights, riddle with aged men, and deliver shrubberies before you find it…