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Company Tries Selling Printing Supplies to Printing Company

Cold calls for unnecessary services are a pain, but these people put themselves in a no-win situation. They must be pretty bored at the call center t try this hard to sell printing supplies to a printing company. For some professional time wasting, here's a guy who sent a scammer on a crazy ride.

company wastes own time trying to sell paper to printing company | Posted by u/nenepp won't stop cold calling printing company sell us printing unless agree set up meeting with one reps? OK then. oc L not sure if this quite counts as malicious compliance but just doing they wanted so guess fits mid 00's worked small printing company, our commercial work on large lithographic machines but still had office printers and number staff who knew lot about them.
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The Moment People Realized They Were Old

Feeling old is a new prospect for many of us. We tend to feel like ourselves most of the time, and it takes an outside reminder to help show that maybe we're not spring chickens anymore. An ill-timed back-ache or finding your favorite song used in a "throwback" compilation can make aging a too-close reality. To feel a little younger, here are some things that are older than people think.

funny moments people realized they were old | jellybellymom More fell down at work and no one laughed. Instead three people came running over make sure ok.
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Incompetent Boss Fires Employee At Beginning Of Meeting, Learns Lesson

It doesn't behoove a boss to not know what their employees do, and this boss set himself up for a world of pain in the form pointed and effective malicious compliance. It should be simple enough to understand that it's hard to get someone to do anything when they're effectively not working for you.

Bad boss fires employee before learning how to do anything he does | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/exie610 21 hours ago Don't start meeting by ending meeting. oc XL My work environment is less an environment and more- so conglomeration duct tape, spit, and cussing managed, among many things set rentals, accounts receivable, and customer database analysis. Essentially, our company's bus factor far too highlow. Another important bit handled were various legal documents State requires
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Awkward "Forgot to Turn Their Mic Off" Stories

With so many classes going remote, it only makes sense that there would be a huge number of instances of students and teachers making some serious errors over video calls. There's students getting caught badmouthing their teachers, students getting extremely personal, and all sort of mishaps going on when people forget to turn off their mic.

Stories of students and teachers forgetting to turn off their mic | redditor_number_2156 during an all school meeting teacher and his wife got an argument and could hear them yelling at each other
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Strict Teacher Tells Student Not to Speak, Totally Backfires

When you have a strict, or even angry teacher, you never forget about them. If only there was some way to simultaneously follow a strict teacher's rules, while also exposing their tyrannical ways? Well this person figured it out. For a better teacher, here's a Tumblr story about students who worshiped a stuffed octopus.

Strict teacher tells student not to speak, so they don't in front of admin | Posted by u/alexsangthat 15 hours ago Overly-strict teacher learns pick her battles oc L So forgot about this story until read recent post on here about grade-school-smartasses and my memory jarred. This is story am not proud as am now teacher, and if had student behave way my rotten ass did this story probably pull my hair out, but fits this sub so here go 6th grade, my class got new science teacher will call her Ms. M
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Karen asks Grown Man to Mow Her Lawn for $10

Apparently you don't even have to be in a store for a Karen to look down on you. Seems like Karen saw this dude mowing his lawn, decided he was a kid working for a lawn mowing service and went from there. For some more Karen stories, here's one about a Canadian giant humbling a grocery store Karen as well as a Karen customer who got defeated with kindness.

Story of Karen who thought guy mowing his lawn was a kid at a lawn mowing service | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/Alyksandur 6 days ago not lawn mowing service. XL (First time poster and usually listen these on YouTube don't have clue formatting works. Also, this may not be perfect sub this story, but still has right kind vibe This one actually happened last year, but short enough still remember pretty clearly live very small town where everybody can more or less recognize everybody else by si
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Dude Impersonates Store Manager and Boots Horrible Customer

Imagine being such an ass that your behavior compels a fellow customer to impersonate store management and 86 you from the store. This dude took it upon himself to show out a bully customer. For more horrible customer stories, here's a guy who kept asking to talk to a man and ended up in the legal department, and a Karen who was defeated with kindness.

Well dressed customer gets abusive customer out of store
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Tumblr Thread: Super Coffee Is Not A Great Idea

Caffeine makes you more alert, and college students want to be more alert, so naturally they take the effects of caffeine to their  limits. For more stories about people doing stupid things, here are people's high risk low reward moments. For more junk from Tumblr's trunk, here are various Tumblr Gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr thread story of college kid who drank too much caffeine | korrakun: my favorite college experience is had 7am class and kid next literally poured monster energy drink into his coffee said going die" and drank whole thing knew guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead water. three cups two hours think he ascended astral realm survivability human race never ceases amaze TABI ANECDOTE
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AskReddit Thread: Americans Describe Walmart To Europeans

Anyone who has ever been to Walmart knows that the experience comes filled to the brim with people doing and dressing up in all kinds of absurd things. It's a place like no other. If this thread got you going down the Walmart rabbit hole, check out this list of people from Walmart who left an unforgettable impression.

Americans try to describe Walmart to Europeans. | OPs_other_username 17h So imagine all those small shops specialize different wares and services clothing electronics jewelry guns. Now gather them all one place. Then turn on compactor switch. then crush them, grind them, mangle them and their dreams and then, while they are still breathing their last breath pour giant concrete slab over them Then buy generic forms their products oversea sweatshops and sell Viola s Walmart. Reply 1 1.4k
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Stupid Things Escape Room Players Did

Escape rooms are a strange chance to see what people will do when they're left up to their own wits. Usually it ends with idiots smashing props with hammers, smuggling tools in and trying to escape through very real air ducts and sewers. Escape room employees see some weird stuff.

Stupid things people tried in escape rooms askreddit | LordSnooBoo 13.6k points 2 days ago One them believed clue inside them puzzle pieces
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Karen Racks Up $16K In Roaming Data, Refuses Steep Discount

One one hand, that's an insane rate for data, and it shouldn't cost that much. On the other hand, when you get 50 warning messages and your data turned off, but still push through and turn it back on so you can scroll through Facebook, you've made a mistake. Many people have experienced a frustrating time someone went full Karen, like this Karen who tailgated a driver right into a speed trap.

Karen disputes with call center over 16 thousand dollar bill | r/talesfromcallcenters Posted by u/DBMaxx 15 days ago 3 $14000 credit off bill? Not enough this Karen L Hey guys lurked here little while now, and figured share story my my call centre days guys might appreciate full interaction call around 45 minutes, with lot talking circles as Karens tend do, so going try my best condense down interesting parts
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Evidence that Kids are Bizarre and Dumb

Kids give people way too much proof that they're stupid and weird. They have completely irrational fears, make horrible choices and they're easily tricked. We know because we remember having irrational fears, making horrible choices and being tricked. They usually get better, but in the meantime here are moments that show kids are dumb and weird

Funny moments and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Bath mat $15 O Edmonton, AB Bath mat sale bought last week and my 1 year old is terrified | child playing video games with an adult but their controller is unplugged
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Stories of People's Unparalleled Dumbness

Sometimes we don't give people enough credit for how stupid they are all the time, but luckily we have some classic facepalm moments of incompetence to back it up. For more stories of unparalleled dumbness, here are some dumb things people did at stores, as well as some of the dumbest questions people have been asked.

Stories of people being dumb | Bclay85 42.8k points 3 days ago worked at bank. Mobile depositing had just became thing received picture someones cash deposit. Yea..
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Confused Times People Forgot What They Were Holding

It's probably happened to you. You're holding two things with incredibly different purposes. Maybe it's a phone and a banana. You're on autopilot and prone to brain farts so you're not thinking. You take a bite and realize "oh crap I just bit my phone." Then you think that's funny and want to tell someone so you take your banana off its charger to text your friend. For some more mistakes here are some classic facepalm moments of dumbness.

Funny dumb times people mistook things they were holding | jmckay88 2.5k points 1 day ago Rolled blueberry and ate dice dungeons and dragons game roleplay
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Inappropriate Times People Laughed Too Hard

Funerals, weddings, classrooms and plays are all places where the social contract demands silence. But sometimes something happens. Sometimes the speaker says something unexpected. Maybe you're just ready to party. To be fair, people say absurd things in complete seriousness all the time, and we can't expect things to always go as planned.

Times people laughed at bad and awkward times | FistFullOfQuarters e 7.5k points 20 hours ago and friend were altar boys. An older woman took podium read Bible passage passage described Jesus loves everyone sick and healthy rich and poor circumcised and uncircumcised s all took pair 10 year old boys start laughing hysterically front packed church.
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Boss's New "Take Prank Callers Seriously" Policy Backfires

Pizza delivery is one of the industries that has seen a few changes since the pandemic started, but the customers are the same people as always, so what can you do. The manager at this pizza place decided to respond to a rise in prank calls in probably the wrong way. For more pizza stuff, here are the many strange customers one pizza deliverer met.

Pizza store manager makes policy to respond to pranks seriously and it backfires | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/CatJezus 18 hours ago Treat all prank calls as though they're serious? Sure, have fun making 180 extra large pizzas work major pizza delivery chain has so far been unsuccessful out-pizzaing hut. Our store is college town, and everyone is bored as hell right now obvious reasons. So gone maybe one prank call day at least 3-5. Which isn't much but still really annoying with much more
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