funny signs

Whether they overstate the danger, go into graphic detail, or warn against something simply terrifying, these signs present situations that you want nothing to do with.

What child doesn't want to slide out of an elephant's butt? Back in my day, we worked 16 hours a day for the opportunity to walk uphill into an elephant's butt, both ways!

If you're strolling through some supposedly non-hazardous environment and you see one of these, do yourself a favor and turn back. Oh, and also BEES!

Rules were meant to be broken. And these people found a way to break very minor rules without causing any real social disturbance. Good for them.

Don't you love it when something just really, really doesn't work out? Great feeling.

You need a doctorate in jack-assery to make expert mistakes like these.

These signs deserve a raise because they are doing too good of a job at being scary.

Whoever made these signs and ads were innocent enough, but they didn't count on the internet to read into them.