funny signs

These signs go above and beyond in their ability to convey danger. And that's good, they're supposed to keep people from doing stupid things that could make them lose their lives. But that doesn't stop them from being almost comically spooky.

These boat owners clearly port their heart and sail into these ones. Whoever named these were definitely fishing for attention. Like, if they've got such big brains, I'd sure like to check their capsize. Poopdeck. By the way if you wanna see some incredible dad jokes and puns, then check these out.

When they saw something that didn't seem right, these people took to the streets with signs of their own. With a few of these, it's not really clear what people are protesting here. Some of them just seem to be happy to be holding a sign. 

If you had any doubts as to whether you were good at your job or not, then have no fear. These failures are examples of someone else's amazing mistakes. So be glad you aren't the dude who put some stairs in upside down or made your storefront inexplicably filthy. People do this a lot.

Whether the phrasing is ultra imposing, or the threat itself is an absolute nightmare, these signs go above and beyond when it comes to keeping people away. Danger lurks everywhere, so much so that there's a whole 'nother batch of these signs right over here.

If you haven't guessed by now, we are huge fans whenever anyone screws up or makes something stupid. So here are some example of how well other people are doing. If you feel like you aren't productive or useful, at least you aren't the person whose van mistakenly says "Ass Doctor."

Quick note to anyone trying to design a logo for a product or business out there: It can help to have a second set of eyes look over your work. You never know where you might find a hidden "anus."

Here are some times people weren't so lucky.

Whether it's by design, coincidence or just straight up ominous vagueness, we don't wanna be around anywhere these signs are. Maybe it's just more noticeable to have a sign that's a little out of the ordinary. It could be that these signs are in fact doing a really good job of keeping people away. Either way, to us, they're pretty damn scary. And by the way, if you want more, then here are more extra spooky signs.

There you are, just minding your own business. And all of a sudden, a helpful sign tells you that there is a monkey. The sign doesn't tell you where the monkey is, just that it's around. And that it bites. And if you try to fight, you can't win. That's just one of the signs. What else is out there?

There's so many signs, toys and products being designed all the time that some of them are inevitably not going to be proofread. And boy are we grateful for that. We wish more people made stupid mistakes that render their bookstore accidentally filthy. Here's to measuring once before cutting.

These translations will wax fish the if you can whether a misspelling is in the photo. Clothes are the subject to which donut.

These signs do not need to repeat themselves. It could be anything, like possible ebola contamination or a mysterious door that should never be opened. The specificity, or sometimes vagueness of these particular signs makes it abundantly clear that their threats are not to be trifled with.

Here are some times things almost worked out, but instead ended with an "I guess they tried." Maybe things will be less mockable next time.

Here are some unfortunate mistakes, left by their creators for all to see. Good lord, imagine having to do an 8 hour shift in the butt donut.

The workplace is the perfect setting for an all-out post-it note war over who stole a yogurt from the fridge.

Most signs just say "Danger" or "Keep Out" but these ones have more of a flair for the dramatic. Whether overly specific or overly vague, theses signs really make you want to stay back.