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Top Dad Jokes of the Week (November 29, 2025)

‘No one talks that way about my momma’: 11-year-old stands up to a Karen at the little league baseball game after she talks down to his mom who was standing up for him

‘No one talks that way about my momma’: 11-year-old stands up to a Karen at the little league baseball game after she talks down to his mom who was standing up for him

Elna McHilderson

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‘And the [girl] had her first car’: Elderly couple that neighboring teenager helped out pass and include her in the inheritance but the family “Karen” tries to cut her out, so other members secretly give her their car

‘And the [girl] had her first car’: Elderly couple that neighboring teenager helped out pass and include her in the inheritance but the family “Karen” tries to cut her out, so other members secretly give her their car

Elna McHilderson

Hotel employee about to break from entitled guests gets one respectful check-in and gleefully gives them a big discount: ‘[For] one blessed night, I can enjoy giving a break to a GOOD guest!'

Hotel employee about to break from entitled guests gets one respectful check-in and gleefully gives them a big discount: ‘[For] one blessed night, I can enjoy giving a break to a GOOD guest!'

Elna McHilderson

‘She’s calling my dog hers!': Husband moves his entire family in without consulting his wife, 2-weeks in wife grows a backbone and gives them a piece of her mind

‘She’s calling my dog hers!': Husband moves his entire family in without consulting his wife, 2-weeks in wife grows a backbone and gives them a piece of her mind

Elna McHilderson

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Grown son finds video evidence of his mom getting a shop shutdown in the ‘90s after she confronted the entitled shop owner for selling knives to her 11-year-old son: ’For my mom, it was her hero moment.'

Grown son finds video evidence of his mom getting a shop shutdown in the ‘90s after she confronted the entitled owner for selling knives to her 11-year-old: 'For my mom, it was her hero moment.'

Elna McHilderson

High school chemistry teacher tells a 16-year-old boy and his mother that he's ‘not smart,’ he gets satisfying revenge 14 years later when he bumps into her after graduating with his doctorate: ‘As fate would have it…’

High school chemistry teacher tells a 16-year-old boy and his mother that he's ‘not smart,’ he gets satisfying revenge 14 years later when he bumps into her after graduating with his doctorate: ‘As fate would have it…’

Elna McHilderson

‘Reasonable’ dad throws reason out the window when entitled guy starts yelling at his kids for playing ball, ends up getting the guy fined and removed: ‘Knowing where this was going, I smiled…’

‘Reasonable’ dad throws reason out the window when entitled guy starts yelling at his kids for playing ball, ends up getting the guy fined and removed: ‘Knowing where this was going, I smiled…’

Elna McHilderson

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‘I’d appreciate some competent parenting:' Neighboring kids keep tossing toys into next door year and parents do not care, neighbor teaches them a lesson

‘I’d appreciate some competent parenting:' Neighboring kids keep tossing toys into next door year and parents do not care, neighbor teaches them a lesson

Elna McHilderson

22-year-old living with his 17-year-old brother after both parents pass refuses to let his 21-year-old girlfriend move in after she demands he kick his brother out: 'He's just a kid...'

22-year-old living with his 17-year-old brother after both parents pass refuses to let his 21-year-old girlfriend move in after she demands he kick his brother out: 'He's just a kid...'

Elna McHilderson

7-year-old son and father try to do a good deed but get yelled at instead, so dad teaches a lesson in petty revenge: ‘I waved at the [guy] and drove away very happily.’

7-year-old son and father try to do a good deed but get yelled at instead, so dad teaches a lesson in petty revenge: ‘I waved at the [guy] and drove away very happily.’

Elna McHilderson

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Mom learns harsh lesson in parenting after promising her child could play with a random 20-something-year-old's cane and gets denied: ‘Who does that?!’

Mom learns harsh lesson in parenting after promising her child could play with a random 20-something-year-old's cane and gets denied: ‘Who does that?!’

Elna McHilderson

Woman teaches sister-in-law the ‘concept of personal property’ the hard way: ‘Next morning, she’s blotchy, orange tinted, and low key panicking in the mirror.'

Woman teaches sister-in-law the ‘concept of personal property’ the hard way: ‘Next morning, she’s blotchy, orange tinted, and low key panicking in the mirror.'

Elna McHilderson

20 Dad Jokes to Share with the Old Man on Father's Day

20 Dad Jokes to Share with the Old Man on Father's Day

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Creditors hassle recently widowed mother over late husband's car loan before he's even in the grave, so she devises a plan: ‘Your mom righteously ROCKS!!'

Creditors hassle recently widowed mother over late husband's car loan before he's even in the grave, so she devises a plan: ‘Your mom righteously ROCKS!!'

Elna McHilderson

Entitled mom tries to take over neighbor's front lawn for her kid's birthday party without even asking, neighbor puts a hard halt: 'Imagine feeling [THAT] entitled...'

Entitled mom tries to take over neighbor's front lawn for her kid's birthday party without even asking, neighbor puts a hard halt: 'Imagine feeling [THAT] entitled...'

Elna McHilderson

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‘I quit that job about 3 months later’: Mechanic is left alone after coworkers walk out on an overbooked post‑Thanksgiving Saturday, grinds through the chaos, gets praised with a fast-food gift card by management

‘I quit that job about 3 months later’: Mechanic is left alone after coworkers walk out on an overbooked post‑Thanksgiving Saturday, grinds through the chaos, gets praised with a fast-food gift card by management

Boss tries to push construction engineer to apply for demotion to lower-level lower-pay position when their contract ends, claiming he’s not invested enough: ‘I don't live for my projects. And I don't see how that's a bad thing’

Boss tries to push construction engineer to apply for demotion to lower-level lower-pay position when their contract ends, claiming he’s not invested enough: ‘I don't live for my projects. And I don't see how that's a bad thing’

Management forced employee to stick to 8:00-16:00 "core hours” and pre-approved OT, she complies, proving that her new schedule harms work-flow and production: 'Flexibility would no longer be available'

Management forced employee to stick to 8:00-16:00 "core hours” and pre-approved OT, she complies, proving that her new schedule harms work-flow and production: 'Flexibility would no longer be available'

20+ Thanksgiving dinners you'll be thankful you're not eating: 'Cooked a Thanksgiving meal... and no one ate it'

20+ Thanksgiving dinners you'll be thankful you're not eating: 'Cooked a Thanksgiving meal... and no one ate it'

Industrial warehouse employees find out boss sold their workplace fridge, they demand a new one, but he refuses: ‘He sold something the whole team uses, with no replacement’

Industrial warehouse employees find out boss sold their workplace fridge, they demand a new one, but he refuses: ‘He sold something the whole team uses, with no replacement’

Bartender runs into entitled regular customer who never tips outside of work, she accidentally gifts him $81: 'The way I look at it? All those lost tips and the money she just gifted me was just karma'

Bartender runs into entitled regular customer who never tips outside of work, she accidentally gifts him $81: 'The way I look at it? All those lost tips and the money she just gifted me was just karma'

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