Hi there Cringe

I need to close all the job application tabs before sharing my screen on Zoom

2023 has taught us that most people actually have no interest in self-improvement. In fact, if you've been guzzling disgusting green juice every morning, your muscles ache from pushups you did that one time, and you're getting really tired of dry January, you might have been a little overzealous with your New Year's Resolutions this year. Maybe it was the Christmas eggnog talking, but for some reason, in December, you thought you could change your life habits overnight just by saying that you w…

You'd only get it if your sneezes are louder than 200 decibels

I had to pause for a sec

Ditch those hypocrites.

Me in real life.

People say nothing is impossible, but we do nothing every day!

Deep down, we're all just Ravenclaw's

Cue Beavis and Butthead laugher