This one's a shudder-worthy rollercoaster from start to finish---from (unrequested) tattoo body shot pic...to the "second time" he had to get friend zoned by an old friend that he seemed hellbent on not being friends with. At least he's gonna be a "billionaire" someday, featured on Forbes, right?
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Via mitchberghini
A Twitter user apparently found this "nice" note taped up around town. Go ahead and read it, we'll wait....
Ladies? Do you feel safer now knowing this guy is somewhere out there?
It turns out that almost no one feels that way:
via @Hell3Quin, @mitchberghini, @BigHairyMarty, @scatterkeir, @AgentAnnK
But hey, there's hope! Judging by those horrified Twitter responses, there are many men out there who know respect, rather than offering to "crush the life" out of someone, is the best way to make a woman feel safe.
