Known as the “French Spiderman”, Alain Robert has achieved legendary status as he continues to risk his life climbing insanely difficult faces. Serving up athletes half his age with style and ease, Alain has revamped his notoriety online by sharing his flashy fearlessness. Even though he only has about 10 stringy white hairs on his head, this Frenchman cannot be stopped. Also, instead of climbing in any sort of athletic gear or with any safety harnesses, Alain choses to climb in snake print ves…

That's gotta hurt

Code Red is supposed to be a warning NOT to get in the water

This kid does not hold back

Yeah, it's petty.

‘And you wonder why you are so fat’

It's a bad idea to brake check a truck. It's an even worse idea to brake check a truck without looking around to see if there are any cops around. This one's got the added flavor of a perturbed French guy lauding the outcome of this total BS traffic move.

Time to learn some French, my dude.