freaky

These signs are, for one reason or another, doing a really great job of keeping people away. You don't have to be Norman Nine Fingers to understand that feeding the monkeys is a bad idea. Whether they're ironic, overly vague, or painfully accurate, these signs are definitely scary. For more, check out these scary signs that mean business.

Or panoranimals, if you will. We haven't totally worked out the kinks involved in taking a panorama photo of a pet. Especially since you can't really tell a dog to hold still. Either way, these cute little monstrosities are the unwanted progeny of people's digital mistakes. Who's a long boy???

Tumblr never disappoints with the weird, specific and overthought pieces of gold, like this mathematical deduction of and Ice Cube Song. Anyway, here's a story of the time a contortionist friend did everything in her power to get a burrito. The results are pretty fantastic.

You hear about moments like these all the time. Something just doesn't seem quite right, so you hesitate, prepare, or get the hell outta there. These people had especially vivid moments where their instincts kicked in and they made a decision that ended up saving their skin. Here's more times someone dodged a huge bullet.

Tumblr users put their heads together to work themselves into a hysterical fit over what an "angel" could look like, if you ever come across one. The results could be viewed as absolutely terrifying. Some of the images provided fit the bill for what some of us describe as a monster, even. 

I think this story's just going to make people want to buy them more! Pretty damn creepy, but absolutely hilarious. 

Your phone probably has a "panorama" function that allows you to take extra wide shots of landscapes, as well as accidentally stretch and condense moving people, animals, and objects into freaky distortions of their former selves.

Some of these are living nightmares, others are relics of a time long past. More of them are embarrassing things people hid and forgot about. A few are the reason the last tenants left the place.

The Escambia County Sheriff's Office gets some interesting characters, and people are enthusiastic to participate. This guy looks like he was arrested for drinking absolutely everything. Hopefully he'll be able to swallow his pride, too.

It is remarkable what the imagination can accomplish in the way of terrifying little tales.

The panorama function on your phone or camera is a pretty cool tool for capturing landscapes and larger-than-life moments. When used incorrectly, it can turn people and places into goofs and nightmares.