Who even cares if this one's fake. The imaginative conversation revolving around what one would do if their boss texted them telling them to come in, is entertaining enough. Sometimes the best course of action is to just play dumb, and act like it's the wrong number.
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Via John Fitzgerald
This is Wally Backman, from the documentary "Playing for Peanuts." After his player is ejected, Wally comes out to demand a reason. In the end he threw 22 bats and a bucket of balls onto the field.
Via ET Canada
Kevin Hart is not feeling his new butterfly friend. The dude can't remain in his seat during the interview when the butterfly shows up. Meanwhile, "The Rock" remains composed and tries to poke some fun at the whole situation. Oh well, bugs aren't for everyone!
Via Frankie Fardette
This dad is a whole Thanksgiving mood. The pain in his voice is unforgettable. He's probably just imagining what it would be like to take a bite out of a turkey that was cooked in the microwave!
People assume it's easy to be a kid, like the whole "not working or paying taxes" thing. That said, a lot of us forget about the challenges of growing up. A lot of being a kid is learning how stupid you are, and discovering all the ways the world can disappoint you. These result in meltdowns over stupid things. Seriously, kids have a lot of dumb meltdowns.
This "nice guy" showed his real colors after his classmate rejected him. He proceeds to unload a barrage of rage-fueled messages about how he gets walked over for being a "nice guy" and complains that he has to spend money to hang out with her in the first place.
This guy is the definition of a deluded nice guy. When he finds out that he can't impose control over a very uncomfortable woman, he threatens to sue her. Sounds like someone never grew up and learned how the world works, and that sometimes you don't get what you want. But when you don't get what you want that is no excuse to start threatening people around you that you're going to sue.
Buckle up and brace yourself for this guy's full on meltdown.
We've seen some incredibly entitled moms, but the level of pettiness here is commendable. This dog owner got a text out of the blue because a friend of a friend heard her dog has a name she wants to use for her new baby. Common sense would dictate that you could just name the baby anyway, but demanding to "un-name" a stranger's dog is laughable. Besides, the dog had the name first.
In terms of choosing beggars this ableist takes the cake for being a terrible display of a human being. Upon learning that the artist has autism, the choosing beggar angrily demands a refund on the grounds that the artist has autism. You've got to be kidding me!
Via Creepy Craig
This whole situation is ridiculous, but angry baby boomer definitely stepped out of line. Whole lot of rage for a little refund!
Via Jim Browning
You just can't beat the pure panic in this scammer's voice when he realizes he's been identified. Gotta love it when the scammer gets got.
This choosing beggar of a Bridezilla came out swinging with the delusional demands. In this case, she was banking on a free wedding day makeover. Like ZERO cost. It's hard to be reasonable with someone who seems to escape the realm of reason right off the bat. And the icing on the cake in this scenario...she calls her friend the selfish one!
Facebook gives the craziest and most misguided of souls a place to vent their thoughts. The resulting news feed can at times appear post apocalyptic, riddled with nonsense, and aggressively ignorant. We've got a nice slice of flat earthers and anti-vaxxers in this dump of insane people going full crazy on Facebook.
