freakout

A little bit of friendly advice for the groom-to-be: don't walk away from this one, RUN. Run your ass off into the sunset, and don't look back. The red flag (that is her) is visible and whipping in the tumultuous winds of her craziness. 

When this guy's crush reached out about a Macbook, and he responded with what seemed a very reasonable, meeting-in-the-middle on a price; she completely lost it. I think it's fair to say, he dodged a bullet on this one! 

Who knew "Joey bag a donuts" would be the straw that broke the camel's back. This family's ideas about their Italian heritage burned down in a pile of devastation alongside the Colosseum. 

I think this story's just going to make people want to buy them more! Pretty damn creepy, but absolutely hilarious. 

The boyfriend in this scenario either has a rampant imagination prone to fits of psycho, chainsaw-wielding younger brother's chasing after imagined thievery; OR he really did find himself, knee-deep in a pit of absolutely wild madness. Whatever the truth might be, this story is one entertaining rollercoaster ride. I guess he really dodged a bullet, above all else. And he sounds like he was ANYTHING but a rude guest. Here's what those look like. 

This angry pregnant woman melted down into a puddle of unwarranted rage, when she learned that pretty paintings from artists trying to make a living, AREN'T FREE. Who'duh thunk it. She tries and fails to get a rise out of the artist, with petty texts that serve as personal attacks on the artist's skills. I wonder if she's busy painting that picture she wanted so bad, herself, instead! Good luck...

This one was doomed for an irrational meltdown from the onset. Freeloaders have a tendency to emotionally implode when money comes into the mix. No time like the present for that reality check though. Can't put a price on how necessary that is! 

This dude needs to take a minute, and BREATHE next time. Do you even photoshop, bro?

The Christmas Spirit is anything but strong with this one. 

These people got caught up in those moments that are deceptively, absolutely terrible. 

Yup, she's absolutely serious. 

This mom took things from 0 to 100 effortlessly quickly. But thus are the powers of social media to get your potentially irrational, blind rage word vomit moments across. Think it's safe to say that this unbelievable baby shower is a bust...

You'll be hard-pressed to find this extreme level of entitlement anywhere. Using the holidays as an excuse for asking farfetched favors bordering on outright delusional, is low and plain dumb. Duck you indeed. 

If you are ever invited to a sh*tshow-in-the-making like this one, make sure to take all the videos and pictures. The performance from our bridezilla in question is top shelf crazy. 

If you're going to have a full-fledged public freakout, make sure you do it like a professional lunatic, using Target's giant red balls. 

So I guess our lesson today is don't drink too much at work, steal too much from work, or try sell the secret recipe to Coca-Cola to your enemies.