forever alone

These people have given up and gone all in on the forever alone lifestyle. It seems like they're really making it their own...

These are the moments where you're better off being forever alone. 

These Twitter comedians will paint you a phenomenal picture of what it's like to be forever alone.

Ever heard that little cringe-coated nugget of wisdom that goes something like, 'in order to love someone else, you must first love yourself?' Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've heard that shit while in the throes of bachelorhood like it's on a broken record. Usually imparted upon to me by older, 'wiser', well-intentioned folk. But dude. What if you just really, really love yourself; and the 'Man Cave' that you've carved out as your sanctuary is too perfected to not stay steady with? Ya know?

Here are a few examples of people trapped in the Forever Alone Zone.