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With the power to post weird things for sale online comes absolutely zero responsibility for the quality of that garbage people try to sell online. Whether it's someone trying to make a quick buck on a unique Dorito or someone else trying to get rid of an absolutely terrifying amount of baby teeth, it's the wild west out there. You hope they're all jokes, but some definitely have too much going on not to be legit.

What do we do with useless garbage? Obviously, try to sell that weird junk online. Does anyone need an extended lawnmower or thousands of empty cans of Mountain Dew? Who knows, but maybe someone will find a use for it. Got a horrible or weird art project like baby planters or dog wigs?Try to sell that ridiculous junk too. Who could it hurt by asking?

When it comes to selling random crap online, people are limited only by their imaginations, and that's kind of a problem. They sad that one man's trash is another man's treasure, but we'd be hard pressed to find the person who would consider soiled mattresses, creepy mannequins and hot dogs of mysterious origin as "treasure." Does that stop anyone from trying to sell their horrible junk online? Absolutely not.

People come and go, but our crap persists. With that, people try selling some weird junk online. You never know what someone might find in their attic or make in their backyard and try to spin into a collectable. From horrible furby-based art projects to literal piles of trash, people get clever and try to sell ridiculous junk online.

We live in a world defined by stuff. There's just so much of it all, and sometimes we have so much that we don't know where it should go. We ascribe value to that stuff, whether it be in sentimental, monetary, or in joke form. People end up trying to sell that weird stuff online. Does anyone really want a repurposed couch bicycle or "rare" Dorito? No. Nevertheless, people keep trying to sell their weird and ridiculous junk.

The internet is a lot of things. One of those things is an open air market for extremely stupid junk, horrible art projects, and more stupid junk. Can you fault people for posting crap for sale online for an extra dollar or just a goof? Yeah, If it's bad enough. Here's more weird and dumb stuff people tried selling online as well as some of the best things people found in the garbage.

There are a vast array of strange, stupid and ridiculous junk nobody wants out there. There's also a whole lot of desperate, clever and hilarious people who want to sell them. It could be an old organ cooler or DIY Christmas decorations. It could be a werewolf baby doll. Honestly these listings say more about the person who posted them than the product or service itself. There's no end to the strange and dumb junk people try selling online.

Why does anyone ever post something for sale online? It might be that they're trying to get rid of some garbage. It could be they've got something rare but devoid of value, like a Dorito shaped like Lincoln's head. It could be that they need an outlet for their horrible art project. Why is is always creepy dolls? There's no end to the weird and ridiculous junk people try to sell online.

When people want to make money or just get bored, they get creative. People try selling some bizarre treasures online, from fast food nostalgia to exploded cars. Some people try selling dumb junk for the joke, and other people are really trying to make a buck, and sometimes it's really hard to tell.

Some of these are just jokes, and some of these we really wish were jokes. You'd need the world's largest dumpster to fit all of the weird stuff people try to sell online. Honestly some of this stuff looks like it would make your house smell like wherever it came from. If it's a failed art project, a "rare" item or just something someone needs to get rid of, you can bet someone will try to sell it online.

It's like a mix of creatively repurposed garbage, disturbing art projects, and stuff that's probably not legal or physically possible to sell. Whether it's intended as a joke, cheap attempt to hustle, or get rid of odd garbage, people are trying to sell some weird stuff online.

These folks have absolutely blistering levels of entitlement. It must be nice to be able to only think about yourself and absolutely no one else. Either way, it didn't help them here.

The audacity of these folks to waste people's time! Do they think they're being smart?