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Buffalo's cultivated nothing short of widespread notoriety for their booze-soaked, insanity-charged antics at as many sporting events as possible. What we have here is a fine display of utter mindless depravity. 

Last night, in a moment of bad judgement and perhaps a little too much emotion, Marshawn Lynch rushed off the bench and ended up tangling with a referee. 

The incident came after a late hit from Kansas City's cornerback, Marcus Peters, who is a longtime friend of Lynch. A little scuffle broke out after the play and Marshawn rushed out to break it up, finding himself instead face to face with a pissed off referee. 

But the story doesn't end there. In true Lynch fashion, he was spotted watching the game from the stands and even riding BART (local transport) after the game. 

When Tom Brady went and leaned in for the bro hug with Coach Belichick he got savagely cold-shouldered. Stay strong Tom, and don't get too close next time: you might just have your heart broken...

NFL Defensive Coordinator, Rob Ryan got clotheslined by a brutal onslaught of spicy memes directed at his getup when he made an appearance on FS1's Undisputed. How are we supposed to pay attention to what this dude's saying when he shows up looking like a bloated Gandalf with a serious identity crisis. 

GET.REKT. 

Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield wasn't having any of Mia Khalifa's shamelessly straightforward attempts to stir up some flirtacious Twitter banter the other day. She went for it, and he stonewalled her ridiculous little move, beautifully. 

Following a brutal 42-27 loss to the KC Chiefs last night, we were gifted with the glorious gift that is the red-faced angry hockey dad Tom Brady meme. Dude is (rightfully) pissed AF. Naturally, the trolls of the internet banded together to kick the frustrated QB while he was down; and proceeded to caption the shit out of this gem....

As we prepare for the NFL season to officially kick off tomorrow night with the Patriots stacked up against the Chiefs, the hype's inevitably kicking into overdrive. While the masses of feverish fans engage in locker-room banter over bottomless buckets of wings at the proverbial sports bar, I'm just over here having the most fun with the Seahawks alternate logo. This one was destined to get shot out the sky from its very conception. 

As we gear up for another bone-crunching, life-threatening, adrenaline-charged football season, I don't know what I get more excited about: the real life NFL football games, the latest installment of Madden (Madden '18 just dropped on August 25th), or the fresh mess of ridiculous glitches the game will inevitably have to offer. I guess you could say at Fail Blog, it's unavoidable: we're all about the glitches. 

Everything seemed all fine and well during the following in-depth analysis of the Seahawks upcoming 2017 schedule, until someone pointed out that the schedule they were working with was in fact from 2016....whoops! Also, spoiler alert: the Seahawks made the playoffs. You guys had one job!

Still wildly curious about what psi this dude keeps Tom Brady's balls at tho? In all seriousness, these were awesome. Hoping we get hit downfield with round 2 from this guy soon! 

The stones on this guy. Yeezus christ. And that moment when he locks steely eyes with one of the cameras? Probably his ultimate undoing.