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A funny Tumblr thread uses cultural stereotypes to imagine various hilarious recipes | thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans stuff and put them pan congrats cooked

Tumblr Thread: Cultural Stereotypes Inspire Hilarious Recipes

On point.
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Facebook group roasts coriander with a collection of spicy memes | CORANDER Hate Coriander 26 July at 01:05·O Have good weekend and stay away Devil's 'Erb, fam! Team IHC x feels eat bit Coriander weren't expecting | RANDER Hate Coriander 30 July at 03:27 O ROS True story Coriander is just soap disguised as herb Spider Man presentation

Facebook Group Roasts Coriander With Fiery Memes

Friendships could be lost over coriander.
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Karen asks to speak to a manager, she's already speaking to one, and a reality check ensues | r/TalesFromYourServer u/inghiirrirrinhhi ly Join want see manager am manager Long Many moons ago duty manager restaurant/ bistro/bar/beer garden. During food service hours 6p-10p would be float area area and help where needed. This usually restaurant section as full table service; where as other areas customer approached bar/bistro order and collect their own meals/drinks.

Karen's Manager Request Backfires

Delightful turn of events.
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Things that look like food but aren't food | yellow snake wrapped around a bowl of bananas | mushrooms that look like pancakes with maple syrup

Stuff that Looks like Food but Isn't

What a delectable, uh, snake?
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Karen the customer gets outsmarted by overwhelmingly kind customer service | r/TalesFromYourServer Join u/Asshole_Catharsis 13d Kill 'em with kindness" made Karen so paranoid she thought fucked with her food Long managing on this busy eve group 8 had walked and were quoted 30-45 mins about 35 mins two tables opened up could push together. But apparently leader pack wanted speak with Hi were quoted 30 minutes s already 10 past really upset and want know going do

Karen Customer Defeated By Overwhelming Kindness

Karen was frozen in her tracks.
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Buffet workers share their horror stories in an AskReddit thread | sixpackshaker• 339d My first job as dishwasher an all can eat fried catfish buffet. People are animals. Especially ones get far more food off buffet than they can eat. Then they take left overs and pile them on plate or tray, cover ketchup and tartar sauce, then pour their iced tea over top all lot people did got at least two plates like night. 6.8k

AskReddit Thread: Buffet Workers' Horror Stories

Hard pass.
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An informative Tumblr post calls out vegans for not eating honey | vampiregirl2345 Vegans tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave quantities required so dont have eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off nectar and pollinate plants. They need agave want help environment? Go back honey liver and thyroid will thank as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause host issues. Bye.

Tumblr Post: Vegans Called Out For Not Eating Honey

The more ya know.
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Horrible and gross cursed food | IMPROVED TASTE Wish Bone Campbell's Turkey Chunky Blue Cheese GRAVY sauces in spray bottles | toilet bowl used to eat cereal

Cursed Foods from the Devil's Pantry

Satan is a chef and he is angry.
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An awesome boss reality checks some awful and entitled customers | r/TalesFromYourServer Join u/cawatxcamt 2y FOH lifer time my boss told some awful people restaurants work Long worked at restaurant across state park entrance. Spring through summer were insanely busy as were favorite both tourists and locals wasn't unusual tourists treat us like garbage or be inconsiderate our policies, such as large sign on gate our patio telling people dine only and see host be seated there such problem fact e

Boss Reality Checks Awful Customers

Awesome bosses are the best.
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Videogame speedrunner making a burrito fast.

Speedrunner Tackles Making a Burrito

Under 14 seconds, not bad.
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Disgusting things people found in their food.

Worst Things People found In Their Food

What a horrible lucky find.
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Twitter thread about the ominous meaning of Doritos | Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig 9h v Replying ChuckWendig like and any other human, has definitely enjoyed ZESTY NACHO TANG Doritos corn chips time time, as well as their alternate flavors like Cool Ranch, Sweet Chili, Spicy Meatball, Hot Tire, and Fresh-Cut Grass. But then thought, where did name come O 18 2731 1,446 Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig 9h asked my dogs and my son and all quarantine but all came consensus s probably doradito, or "golden

Twitter Thread: The Ominous Origins Of Doritos

This was fun.
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Chipotle gets bombarded by tons of clueless questions on Twitter | Thomas Hoefener @T_Heffff Thank ChipotleTweets leaf my burrito. Yum | Tess Remy-Detty @remytess15 @ChipotleTweets seriously why is there leaf my bowl? OTLE | Riley Gruenbaum @Riley_Gruenbaum hey chipotle is this lettuce or just leaf found outside RE

Chipotle Fields A Storm Of Clueless Customers On Twitter

Some people are more lost than others.
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Sister always eats her sibling's desserts, so the sibling takes revenge on graduation day | r/pettyrevenge u/BranMoff Tarkin 2y Join 1 Sister always steals my food make fool myself on her graduation stop her come family 6: my parents, my older sister, my older brother, my little brother, and Often order bribe us into good behavior, our parents would buy us our favorite candy munch on car. Now never exactly been giving person, not huge on sharing just sake sharing. My parents, however, were tryin

Sister Always Steals Sibling's Food, Sibling Takes Revenge At Graduation

Beautiful.
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Tumblr user clears up a case of food allergies for a guy | circusbutch orange juice is superior beverage bc makes ur tongue feel like u ate bunch ants which reminds my childhood would put ants my mouth and eat em except this time tastes good too spacefroggity Hey op think probably allergic citrus?

Tumblr Thread: Nice Tumblr User Clears Up Case Of Food Allergies

Learn something new every day.
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A quick and funny Tumblr post about the joy of eating watermelons with your bare hands | savedgame fuck pridot worked at summer camp did scavenger hunt where kids ran all over property collecting "magic acorns" aka watermelons just covered tinfoil and painted. their last hint led them roof where they discovered

Tumblr Thread: Unbridled Joy Of Digging Into Watermelons

Ready for watermelons now.
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