This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was the jerk for getting a single mother, personal trainer fired from her gym. The answer is absolutely in the context on this one. Turns out the personal trainer was taking pictures of obese people working out at the gym, and then posting them on her Instagram account. What kind of self-loathing and senseless p.o.s. pulls a stunt like that? The gym is better off without her, and it sounds like she needs to seek out some help of her own.
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These spin class fitness bullies sound like a couple detestable jerks. The fact that they end up losing access to the studio, AND losing their jobs/side hustle is just the kind of righteous, successful revenge that we love to celebrate back here at Fail Blog. The original thread can be found here.
If you're looking for more sweet and satisfying revenge content, we recommend checking out the timelessly entertaining classic of a bully landlord getting it in the end after a tenant's nuclear revenge.
It's easy to become a doctor or a lawyer, but have you ever considered the dedication and skill it takes to hold 10 eggs in one hand? Yeah, take that, working professionals. Anyway here are people doing impressive, weird and specific things that most people would be hard pressed to find themselves doing. In a similar vein, here are times godlike people defied the odds to stick the landing.
Via Hells Fitness
Oh, she hit the nail right on the head! Anyone who disliked this video was clearly an Instagram model themselves. If you're looking for more juicy Instagram content, we recommend checking out the recent post about anInstagram influencer with over 2 million followers who couldn't managed to sell more than 36 t-shirts.
Via KENNY K.O.
You can just see the strong pleading tone of desperation in this meathead's eyes, when he's confronted by another fitness personality, who wants the TRUTH. The dude, dips and weaves around getting at what exactly he's lifting; and instead pivots, to place his emphasis on looking like you lift a lot, is most important. Okay. And how're we achieving that jacked up appearance? All natural?
The folks back over at Fox report that firefighters were called into a gym in Worms, Germany to help free an idiot and his junk from a 5.5lb weight. Apparently it took a grinder and a hydraulic saw to do the job. The fire department went ahead and shared the pic of the weight all broken up, after the mission was accomplished. Naturally, it's since gone viral; and everyone has tons of hilarious questions about the bizarre occurrence...
This fitness blog managed to cut out a slice of social media spotlight, and truly, found fleeting relevancy in the worst way possible. If their goal was to get our attention, they definitely didn't fail on that account. One does not address the everyday pizza-loving human on Twitter (a venue already prone to rage-ridden outbursts/tweet reacts); and tell them they shouldn't enjoy their doughy gift of the gods.
If you're the type of person to eat fast food and assume you'll work it off, think again. This online calculator will tell you exactly how long you have to work to make up for what you just ate. What it doesn't factor in is the fact that everything, even breathing or thinking, uses calories. However, if you get an extra dessert you will still probably have to be running for a few HOURS to make up for it.
