fire department

You know things are getting far too real, when amidst your desperate dig to understand a misfired dad joke, you're digging up ancient WW2 artifacts. Yes, that is how far down this ridiculous tale descends. And it honestly sounds pretty amazing. You might call it a fail, but this could just as easily be painted as a win. Potentially fiery crisis averted! 

The highly prized smelly Durian has been the culprit for gas leak scares in the past. Apparently it tastes good enough for people to keep bringing it into public places.